The information desk at Heathrow airport is bloody awful. I asked them one simple question: "who won the 2.40 at Kempton yesterday" Her: "i don't know, we don't have that sort of information" bloody useless, they should call it "no information"

I love seeing people running for their flights. Especially fatties. It's like there is a buy 1 get 1 free offer on at Greggs.

So London town.... The streets aren't as much paved with gold, rather, paved with ethnically challenged males saying things like booya and other minority speak. I wish they would learn to speak proper England. Anyhoos, it's 7am, we are having breakfast in T1. Flight leaves at 12, we got an upgrade thanks to my incredible wit and charm (and the ability to press upgrade on the self check in machine). We land in Washington at 8.10pm uk time (3.10pm U.S) then a fli...