Seattle rocks! First Really nice day. It's been headline news for ages and it finally arrived. Really nice feel to the city and I'm appreciating how friendly everyone is.
One guy in a bar actually offered me his 'sister' for only $70. He gave a rather disturbing account for what I would get for the money along with a first person review. Brotherly love Seattle style.

This was following my trip to work when, while travelling through a fairly remote piece of forest the (miscellaneous foreign) cabby asked if I had eaten balls before. On registering my panicked attempt to actuate the door leaver the cabby relieved my concern by clarifying that he was implying animal testicles, not that he was going to insist on man to man mouth love in lieu of payment for the fare. I have never been so glad to hear the sentence, "anheemal balls, hi meen have you hever heaten aneemal balls before."

For the record No, I haven't.