This epic adventure starts on a low. Having to queue in the economy check in line as I'm a lower than low staff traveller. The Scorpions - Drive is gently playing over the airport PA. I can't help but think the depressing tones are a perfect accompaniment to my mood right now. Looking forward to giving everyone in front of me in the queue the finger as they walk passed me on the aircraft.

Much better

VH-YVC seat 6C to get down to Sydney before the fun begins, new sky interior looks nice.

Here we go again. Epic adventure 2 for the year. Be prepared for updates from Abu Dhabi, NY, LAX and London. And, of course, a comprehensive review of several airlines business class offerings (hopefully). On this trip I will be accompanied by Wayne Bradford, a self confessed aerosexual and business class connoisseur.

Kind of pretty up here. Should I fork out for a mangie sandwich, even if Luke Mangen himself allowed his name to be used by the dodgy kebab shop that actually put the thing together?? Sorry, no!! The 'cute' girl has now developed some kind of coughing lurgy. So I'm trying to see how long I can hold my breath for every time she coughs. Prevention is the best cure. Interesting quote from the boss in the inflight mag, "the partnership with Etihad now grants trave...