John M (Now back at c'ways) A. i have no debts, B. at least i'm not a fat wannabe idiot. I had a great time thankyou everybody else, i loved it! can't wait to share a drink with you all again! J xxx

therealone you all suck you cant travel for s*** and now youre all comin back with no money and massive debts to clear hahahahahahahahahahahahahah w***ers

Jock Master! I AM YOUR MASTER!!!!!!!! "BOW DOWN BOW DOWN 1,2,3 SUCK IT UP!!"

Jess Hey Skazz, jay-jay just told me that you left Melbourne last night! Just wanted to say it was an absoloute pleasure to have met you n the boys and I hope you keep well back home! Take care champ, Jess

Rina Hi guys, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JON BROWN! hope you had a smashing day. things abit kack on this side, exams and interviews, not a great time to be at uni. Anywho, keep having the laughs and will see you in acouple of months, lotsa lovin x x x

Ye, like im gonna tell you! LAME LAME LAME!!!???? Pressure?? :-P b****es!

tom hi guyz howz tricks?life in flush is cool weathers gettin good and the partys ave started.kates baby is about to drop babys cring through the night i think i might move out.finnish college in june then off to glastonbury as allways not quite on the same level as aus but its the start of holliday for me.tom wats youre email?got some funny s*** to send ya.any way gotago .TOM

johnny boy word up everybody. just to say that the 'real head chef ex' must be fat, talentless and generally bitter about their pathetic existence. who the hell is robbie? some buffoon pulling our todgers. you're my boy blue! As for us, having a great time. Skazz returns to the land of hope and... rain in mid may, the same with mr tumnus. J to the B and myself are heading north again, Sydney for a while, then some sun up in cairns and the whitsundays! should be back in october. Having a f***ing great time, beer, b****es and banter, fun and games for all. Wish you were all here of course, but since you aren't... SUCKERS! Love to you all, jm xxxxxxxx

Robby Oui! You boys ain't going walkabout from melbourne are use? Sheila needs you right now John, she aint got no foot. She's a heavyset girl and her one foot cant cop the weight, but you would know all about that wouldn't ya tiger? She needs some child support for a wooden foot and so she can keep on the piss. You can raise a child in Southbank, no dingos there!

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Natalie well hello gentlemen, sorry it' taken so long for us to get in contact. So what you up to? Where you at? blah blah blah I can see we can find that out for ourselves. So the real question is when you gonna come back and honour us with your presence? It's so lovely over here at the moment......grey, drizzling, skint, boring your missing out on so much. Only joking missed you guys can't wait to see you all, except you Skazz, ha ha ha Love you all Nat.xxx

Rina hi guys, just a quicky, to wish ya'll a happy easter. Hope your still having fun, and hope the concerts were good (b*****s). Gaze where's the hair gone? write gain soon, lol x x x

Cregoes Massive Nice Pad!! Cregoes Massive is better. However, we are amused by the pornographic connotations of where your living, and you are tooo!!!!! How about some hardcore PENTHOUSE wrestling!!!!!! See you boys in the summer. Cregoes Massive leaving now Ps Skazz, don't kid yourself, you'll never be as hard as the mighty Gordy

T to the muther f***in G dibb you mother f***er! word up from down under. life here is a little dull at the mo as i am too lazy to work and am running swiftly out of money! AAHHH s*** PAL! job is it. i guess it probably is!

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