Just arrived at the hotel Astera in Bangkok for our last two nights. We paid extra to get the bus from Pattaya straight to our Bangkok hotel, was really worth the bit extra . We went to The Mandarin Oriental restaurant tonight, had a lovely meal beautiful surroundings on the river front,was treated like royalty lol. Then on to the Sky Bar in Bangkok wich is bloody amazing not to mention high up its on the 64th floor, it's an open air bar. Cocktails cost about £...

Everything has ran smooth today after getting drunk last night with the bar girls and showing them how to blow dry proper lo,l got a manicure and pedicure. Plane was on time and only cost £47 took bout an hour and half. Then 2 hrs bus journey to the Morningstar Hotel up the road from the beach and the room is huge with big balcony real bargain at £10 a night each. Well what a bloody dump pattaya is, its dirtier than Blackpool on acid !!!!! It's still in the 90...

Left the lovely villa today and was charged extra £30 because we used the 2nd bed room . Apparently we could use both bathrooms but only one bed even though no doors were locked. I wasnt happy and told her so but with all the booze and vallium the night before I just could be botherd and paid it lol. Now we are back in patong (Phuket ) I love it here at the belle hotel nice cheap very big modern rooms , across the road from beach and near all nightlife and s...

Well after two minibuses, a taxi to take us the our villa, it turned into nearly 5 hrs instead of 2 lol. OMG the villa is a crib off tv lol. Two bed and bathrooms and you can literally dive from bed to pool,We booked this through agoda.com and had to keep an eye on the price before booking as it kept going up and down , starts at £1500 a night then hits anything from £100 -£350-700 and upwards, but we got it for £81 a night friggin bargain. We have maids th...

OMG bus turned up on time, took us straight to the ferry wich was on time !!!! My Valium from night before was still kicking in so slept most of the way wich is a shame as the ferry is a very scenic route. I cannot beleieve how f***ing rude and obnoxious the European girls are to the Thais !! And they dump there rubbish everywhere showing no respect !!!. After 2 hrs on the ferry we were put on a bus for about 2 hrs and dropped off at some tourist trap lol. Had...