Were finally on the road, and after a solid week of riding the scariest roads on earth I'm chuffin knackered. My back and shoulders ache like hell. I think I might need a "massage"!We left Goa about a week ago and now were in the state of Kerala. The first couple of days were quite terrifying, I've spoken before about the crazy roads but once you get on the main highways it's a whole new ball game! If you show the slightest bit of fear they'll eat you f...

Hello blighty! well its been an interesting last few days to say the least. We bought ourselves a couple of royal enfields, we took a trip to a place called Hampi which is an old ruined city in the center of India and on the way home our coach ran over a guy on a bike, but more about that later! We are both over our dodgy stomachs now thank god, we decide after a bit of a chat that we were both getting a bit bored with the tourist thing. It was a nice change goi...

Hello Ingerland! Well we've had a busy few days this week, we hired some scooters for our last few days here. They were a bit scrump mind. The front suspension on dads was shot and the brake lights on both of them were b*****ed, but they were bloody good fun whizzing around the crazy local traffic past cows and elephants! Didn't realise how much I missed riding a bike, you can't beat it! We've left calangute and were now at palolem beach in south goa. We've got...

Happy new year everyone! As you can see from the photo I've had my first encounter with a genuine Indian snake charmer, and I nearly s*** me pants! We were off down the beach when I spotted him and true to form as soon as I made the briefest of eye contact he made sure I wasn't going anywhere without filling his pockets first. He had two of the most evil looking cobras I'd ever seen ( not that I've seen a great deal! ) he forced me to sit down a bit too close for...

Well we've been busy the last couple of days, yesterday we went to Dudgusar falls which is a massive waterfall in the jungle. It took about two hours to get there by taxi, not sure where we went though. It was right ip in the hills, very nice jungle scenery, massive pot holes big enough to swallow a royal Enfield in one gulp! When we got there we were met by a very bossy Indian gentleman in charge of all the jeeps and he quickly loaded us into one. It was a he'll...