He says: Today marked our return to the Speedo-friendly nation of Turkey. We had a great time jet skiing around the Mediterranean this morning. Despite what Shauna may say about blaming me for falling off the jet ski into the water, it was clearly her own fault...

Our pace of exploring slowed to a crawl today as we enjoyed a meal on the patio of a local cafe. Instead of checking out more ancient ruins, we opted to take it easy and relax.

A highlight from today was a couple seated next to us at the cafe reading an email out loud that said, "I developed a rash and the doctor said it was a fungal thing. Don't worry about me, I'm doing fine." I wonder if they know that people have ears?

Next stop - Athens.