I'm sort of a big deal around here...Gili Trawangan There are some things you just have to do when you're in the Gili Islands...you have to rent a bike complete with basket and bell and have the most fun circumnavigating the island, you have to meet Jeremy Clarkson in a bar and have him offer you his boat to stay on in Sydneym you have to have cocktails and edemame beans every afternoon on the beach and you might have to swim back to Bali if the petrol on your b...

Take off your bra and lay on the table...Bali There are some things you just have to do when you're in Bali. You have to perv on the surfers whilst sitting on the beach, you have to dodge mopeds everywhere you go, you have to get on stage in a nightclub and teach the crowd a dance routine, you have to have a massage on a table in a restaurant and you definitely have to go to the Gili Islands. First stop in Bali was Kuta which was not quite the idyllic vision of...

A Marine, a Magician and some makeshift chopsticks... Singapore As soon as we touched down in Singapore we decided we loved it...and that was before we'd even left the airport. Much of this had to do with Starbucks greeting us as soon as we stepped off the aeroplane, no queue at passport control, a very helpful lady at the information counter, luxurious toilets and an adorable little old man offering to help us get our bags off the conveyor belt. We heart Si...

"I'm so pissed off with this jungle, I'm going to sleep on the sofa"...Malaysia Kuala Lumpar We arrived in Kuala Lumpar without much of a clue about what we wanted to do and where we wanted to go in Malaysia. The only thing we'd written on the Malaysia page in our notebook was "Don't stay in China Town" so naturally, as we pulled up to our hotel for the first two nights, we found ourselves right slap bang in the middle of China Town...good s...

Welcome to Paradise... Koh Phi Phi As soon as we stepped off the boat in Koh Phi Phi, we both said "I think this is going to be my favourite" and for the most part, it was. Phi Phi was absolute paradise with its white sandy beaches and clear blue sea. The people (boys) were even more beautiful there too. While in Phi Phi we visited Maya Bay where The Beach was filmed (unfortunately no Leo this time, just half the population of China) but it was the mos...