Day 5: Bears safely hidden away for the journey to Morocco, bikes packed and we're raring to go. Can you imagine 3 elderly blokes at the peak of physical fitness coughing and spluttering first thing in the morning because we aren't even that good. Still, with Sparky's exhaust we always make a grand entrance or exit from anywhere we stay which is nice. So off to Algeciras and onto the high speed ferry over to the Spanish enclave that is Ceuta. Quite a nice trip ov...

Day 4: the bears had gone this morning and they'd brought Darren and Sparky back. Not sure if that's an improvement or not but hey. As we rode away from the camp we passed two friendly Spanish motorbike cops who were busy beating a motorist with a big stick for having a light out. I waved and one of them saluted us before going back to their victim. Spanish police are great don't you think. I forgot to mention the poo smell yesterday but it was still there and wa...

Day 3: Today's "Pathfinder" award goes to Dave "Hammond Hamster" Sargent. We set off with me in the lead with the plan of following the coast road so after 10 minutes of riding that was the last we saw of the coast! I'm not actually sure how it happened but let me assure you me and the satnav had a few stern words! Anyway, we had a bacon sandwich for breakfast and to be fair that's all that mattered......... You have to get your priorities right. I can't believe ...

Day 2: well we have several Alibi's so if anybody says anything about the noisy neighbour on the campsite it definitely wasn't us. I'm sure caravans spontaneously combust all the time...... Probably. Anyway, up, up and away. We had a fantastic ride up into the clouds in Andorra. The roads were just amazing and the views were spectacular. We stopped and had breakfast/lunch. I'm not exactly sure what it was as I'm not even sure what day it is, never mind what time....

Ok. Day one. We set off nice and early. Always good to leave early and get a few miles done to really get into the swing of things. After 20 swing getting into miles we stopped at Gueret to see if the KTM shop had the bearings Sparky Pants needs to keep his back wheel on. No was the answer so off to the KTM shop in Limoges where the very helpful chap didn't have the right parts either. Never mind, a few quick calls later and the KTM shop in Malaga will be orderin...