I just want to remind you about the toilet in shower thing, and the whole cant flush toilet paper thing. Photo proof, exactly like this. What I missed was the big bins that are next to the toilet, not necessarily with a lid, or bin bag. Yea. Greece, You're so hot, and sexy, but you really cant afford me. I've said 'efharistou' one last time. Now you need to say 'parakalu', and goodbye. I'm coming back Paris, I'll give you another chance to make it up to ...

Bai bai Ios, I know you are living in your twin's shadow, you are here to party, just not as hard. Fun club, life size Jenga and pool. Flames, little bar that our tour alone populated, dance on the side bar if you dont mind being a hunchback and holding on to a pipe in the air for dear life, oh and you can only step sideways. Blue bar, fantastic DJ from Melb, but the problem with a pub crawl like this is you get tge same top ten everytime. Good songs just n...

Gyros. (Yi-ros) They only cost €2.50, cheapest found, €2. Best for lunch, dinner, 2am or 4am snack. Chicken or pork, for some reason its quite rare to find lamb ones. But its greece!! And there are chips inside. Yummo.

Oh Santorini, Thank you for spoiling me, you did a goid job showing off and trying to impress. You certaintly do have the most beautiful jewellery, and thank you for the white dresses. I was blown away with choice. Your beaches were beautiful on their own special way, the black beach was very warming and nice to swim in, the red beach was stunning, bit rough but affectionate. Then, oh, the sun sets, at 8.30 a regular time, the way the sun hit the hazy horizo...

So, Why are greek houses always so, so white? Because they have to paint them every year, and they are not allowed to do any other colour but white. You know when you see those signs in toilets that say please throw toilet paper into the toilet and not the bin, and you laugh? Afterall why would anyone be so stupid as to put toilet paper in the bin. Yea, well, no. Not all countrys can flush toilet paper, and Greece is one of them, I'm not entirely too sure wh...