"As Bertrand Russell once said, "The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation." I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now"."Was that on a beer mat?" "Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold".Shaun of the Dead*"The name's Ash, housewares... Come get some"Bruce Cambell, Army of Darkness**"You're so money and you don't even know it!"***Swingers"You were right not to trust me"Payback****"I'm going to live forever or die trying"Catch 2...

"I was just a young man when I did my first Three Point Fade Away. She was a French Canadian whose name I've since forgotten and who I met in France, in a bar that was all loud noises and pink carpeted walls. We drank, went skinny dipping in the wee small hours, made promises and held hands. I remember talk of a trip to the chain link bridge in Budapest, or maybe Bucharest. Then it started. Point One, e-mails regulary. Point two, e-mails every now and then, m...

"Here at GloboGym, we're better than you..... and we know it"-- DodgeballFirstly, massive apologies for our recent lacklustre Travelpod attention. My failure to update it recently is mostly Bruce Cambell's fault, and I'm sure he's only to happy to accept the blame.You see, dear Travelpod several, we have had the pleasure, not once but twice, of relaxing in the company of Australia's Finest Male, B-Movie Film Star, Sam Raimi Favourite, Boeing 7...

"The dead only know one thing - it is better to be alive"-- Full Metal JacketThe last morning of our journey, Lola wouldn't start - her battery was simply having none of it. We took a good few minutes to appreciate the irony - we were, after all, about 60km from Melbourne, having traveled 5,500km without incident (which incidentally is 3,800 miles in the old money).Irony fully appreciated, we gave her a push start and she started right away..... God bless tha...