"All the world's a stage,And all the men and women merely players.They have their exits and their entrances,And one man in his time plays many parts,His acts being seven ages." -- William Shakespeare, As You Like It"You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of""But you've heard of me"- Pirates of the Caribbean Travelling is something of a complicated subject. Like a lot of good things in life, such as drinking, gambling, hedonism and fi...

Just a short one from Vinny.Not all of us have throw ourselves into such a heavy employment load as my cohort. I've been taking it rather easier. A few gardening jobs here and there. One weeding for two old Aussie brothers, who started sucking down Emu Bitter or 'the local piss' both days from 8 in the morning and were still going strong when I left at 4, and another job with a friend Pascal for someone who would be best described as a bored housewife...

"If there's a steady pay check in it..... I'll believe anything you say"-- GhostbustersWell, who would have thought it? I am now the proud owner of not one but two whole jobs, and have just finished my eighth straight day at work... not me, that's who wouldn't have thought it. It's another five days until I get a day off, and I certainly wouldn't have thought that.I have added a bar job to my schedule, and now am the newest Casual Bartende...

"My god, Vanessa's got a fabulous body... I bet she shags like a minx... How do I let them know because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue? I hope I didn't just say that all out loud just now. "Austin PowersIt has been a productive week, as we have got over the excitement of being in a country where everyone speaks English, and started to get annoyed at how bloody expensive everything is.The biggest change is that everyone understands wh...

"Take her to sea, Mr. Murdoch. Let's stretch her legs."-- TitanicThe first real challenge we found in getting onto our cargo ship in Singapore was getting TO our cargo ship. We knew where it was, we could see the edge of it, but there were customs checkpoints to go through. It turned out, as these things do, that simply having a ticket for a boat and a passport weren't enough to get you onto the boat. Or even past the barrier with the man with a gun stood...