"Dirty"There isn't a shower on the Trans-Mongolian Express.I thought I'd wait until now to throw that out there. Unless you have a first class cabin like some kind of loser, there is no shower. No bath, no anything. Well, not quite anything.There's a toilet.And in the toilet is a sink.You may think that a train toilet is quite an unpleasant place to have a wash, and you'd be right. You would also be forgiven for thinking that due to the fact there...

Then train stopped opposite another train at around 5 in the evening. Whether this was 5 in the evening by Moscow time, Beijing time, Ulaan Baator time or British summer time is anybody's guess and not particulary relevant to the story.Our heads were poked out of the window watching the world go by when we noticed an attractive girl looking at us from the opposite train. She smiled, then lifted up her top. Unsure of what to do in such situations, we nodded ap...