So after 12 bad filter coffees, 5 powdered egg omelettes, 45 episodes of friends on the in-flight entertainment (and before you snigger at least I wasn't the only person on the airplane actually watching the 'Emirates' channel so I could learn about the company and its fleet...Marco), 13 scowls from fellow passengers directed at one hyperactive Oscar, 8 arguments over whose turn it was to change the nappy in the tiny airplane bathroom (I lost every one of them).....

So after 12 bad filter coffees, 5 powdered egg omelettes, 45 episodes of friends on the in-flight entertainment (and before you snigger at least I wasn't the only person on the airplane actually watching the 'Emirates' channel so I could learn about the company and its fleet...Marco), 13 scowls from fellow passengers directed at one hyperactive Oscar, 8 arguments over whose turn it was to change the nappy in the tiny airplane bathroom (I lost every one of them).....