Bangkok:

• Ping pong - above the cafe
• Bucket race
• Creepy chauffeur/drunk driver
• Darts chant
• Going to "Patpong"
• Feeling unsafe at the urinals
• The 'Waddelove'
• Night out - Lub D - Spicy
• No daylight
• Dog Bolognaise
• Loosing thumb wars to street kids
• 'Why are there so many f***in Japs in this place'
• 'Two world wars…' to the Germans
• The Swedish Chelsea Fans
• Sleeper trains
• Rock, paper, scissors
• Johnny's 3rd class experience

Koh Samui:

• s***-hole hostel
• Beach
• 'Rock Man'
• 13 year old girl that everyone secretly wanted to shag
• The w**** Huts
• *wud dum, wud dum* - stamina of a rabbit
• Playing Jenga and Connect Four with prostitutes
• The World's Worst Ladyboy
• The Monkey
• The Moped
• The Fall and The Foot
• Beatlemania
• The Old Man with the handkerchief