Total Stoatal! Has anybody seen my shrew burger? Not long now young porkers! Tis all well this end, I hope your journey has not been to long and hard? Good to hear from you McHair. I have a bottle with your name on it for when you return! I found it at a car boot for 20p. I love you Rosie! I can't wait to feel your naked body next to mine..... anyway I'm rambling.....it's amazing the range you get on these wireless routers.....I saw a badger yesterday! Don't forget we have a big night planned for the Saturday after you get back so don't have to much jet lag on the way back!

Forget bungy jumping and all those other short trem thrills. When you get to the USA go and see the Grand Canyon that really will blow your mind away.

I can't believe you did a bungy jump. You're completely mad! Anyway everyone is fine back here. I didn't get into any of my choices for medicine but I have got offers at Newcastle for Physiolaogical Sciences and Leeds for Medical Sciences so it's ok. Twins are looking forward to you coming home. See you soon. Love Amy

What is zorbing?

Bonjourno! Hoorah I have exchanged contracts and should be moving in this Friday. Been off the beer for 5 weeks! Still fat though! I think vodka and redbull is even worse for you especially your head! Haven't played much golf to cold n wet n hungover. Peach is off suicide watch at last. He moved into his new house last week. Steve is still crazy. Sparkys origin is still unknown. Most dissapointed to see that ed has not turned into a wild man. Have you found anyone shorter than you yet rosie? Y'all come back now!

Why does anyone with your intelligence go bungy jumping? You must be mad! I'd rather have pins stuck in my eyes. Take life easy. Get in the slow lane. Everything else sounds amazing. Finally got my mail box free after it was blocked with all those wonderful photos. Michael and Rosemary

Heys Guys! wow! thanks for e-mailing your photos over, they are amazing! looks like you are really enjoying yourselves! soooo jealous!! i love the photo of the monkey and the coke can! so cute! well everythings good with me, haven't got any exciting gossip im afraid. Well better scoot, carry on having a brilliant time while we all work are arses off and moan about the rubbish weather! Take care, god bless! Kez xx

la la la crazzzzie hoorrrses, wha wha,

by the way, you better be reading this s***, i went outta my way to type this!

hello you two, the hairy one, and edd! hope everything is goin well, cant sleep at night thinkin about ya. by the way fred is def a liar, he has seen a lady boy!!! her name was dave!

Hey, hope your having a good time. The twins got the postcards you sent. Please put some pictures on if you can or if not e-mail them to me at [email protected]. I had my interview at Southampton yesterday and it went really well. Southampton is a really nice city and hopefully I'll be offered a place. Leicester has offered me a conditional place on the medical physiology course as long as I get ABB, so if Southampton doesn't work out I still have something I can do. Hope to hear from you soon and send some photos. PLEASE!

Have you been eaten by kangeroos?