Know it sounds tame but perhaps you (and your bladder) are better suited to Venetian Vaporetti than busses used on dry land; by now it has probably found its way back into one of Bangkok's klongs! Nobody will notice it there, Ronnie! Just for the record; yes, we are jealous ! But you will have to suffer, too, Sitges is going to seem awfully tame from now on. Off to local Thai Restaurant tonight so will be thinking of you though we are struggling to capture an image in your new 'butch' persona. Enjoy your last few days, unless you add a week in Kuala Lumpur or Mumbia en route home of course? But for now............"La-konn, Sawadi."

Ronnie, you've just made me laugh so much :-); thank you!
Look forward to seeing you when you're back in blighty.
Big kiss. X

When you buy my book Rennie?? WHEN?? I come to Londron to your hous and you buy it there ok?

Hey Ronnie! How's it goin'? Sounds like Thailand has got you into many adventures. I didn't know the Scots could speak English - I mean, I always need to put on the close-captioning whenever Billy Connolly is on the box. Haha! Enjoy Cambodia, and don't step away from the marked walkways... or else, KABOOM!

No way??? Adam and I were only talking last night about our all time favourite TV shows when we were a kids, and of course Monkey Magic came up. It was a fav but Pigsy always kind of freaked me out. And I could never work out if that little budha thing was a boy or girl.

Enjoy Cambodia, off to buy yourself a cow eh???

Ron,

Great to hear from you, as I lost contact when you went over to NZ. Really good to read up on your adventures. Thailand and now Cambodia, this is turning into a World tour!

We're all just back from two weeks in the States - much more sedate holiday, but fun none the less.

Look forward to a glass of sherry on your return.

Steve

Whatcha Ronnie,

How goes things? Glad you´re having a good time in Bangkok. Can´t believe you can actually get your tongue around the Thai word for "hello". All Lou and I ever managed was "ka poon ka" which meant thankyou! Not so bad though. Have you taken your life into your own hands and riden a tuk tuk? Those things are crazy! Fun though. Have you got a tailor made outfit yet? Lou got a skirt done and it was brilliant. Wish I got one done now! Okay, you may not want a skirt.....ahem! Still, hope you have a really great time, keep us posted! Delete this e-mail and I will hurt you badly! Love ya, Ronnie!

Tori

R U ever coming home? Our hols on the Costa definitely cannot compete with your adventures. Remember to save enough cash to pay for a trip to come over and see the boring relatives - mind you an exploding red blob flashing on the website map would just remind you of Northern Ireland anyway.

Well it was an absolute pleasure having you stay with me Ronnie, just like old times. Had heaps of fun in the Hunter Valley and of course on needle/vomit beach. Anyway the flat seems really empty without you now so you'll have to visit again soon. Just after you left (Sunday) we finally had a cold snap and it even snowed in the Blue Mountains, and all on the Southern Highlands. In fact, it's bloody freezing (by Australian standards anyway). We had a beautiful 25 degree day the other Sunday and its now 9 degrees of a night. You left at the right time!!

Big wave to my fellow Blue Mountains Trekker! Hope my ticky tour route did the trick, looks like it! So you didn't make it zorbing then, ah well, I've not managed the Tongairiro yet and I think that is more challenging (always bad weather!). Let me know about Thailand, I've changed my plans, not stayingin NZ carrying on travelling....because I can! Cher!

Hi Ronnie - It's been great to hear about your adventures in New Zealand. I see you are back in Sydney - in which case you MUST do the Harbour Bridge Climb. I'm in London at the mo and planning to quit the job, sell the flat and see the world. Will be in touch when you are back in the UK to hear your advice on New Zealand. Take care, Paul.

Hey Ronnie! How's it going mate? Glad to hear that your opinion of NZers is on the level. When will you be back in London? I need to know when to clear out the Czech call boys from your place ... oh, by the way, you don't mind that I have used your place as a brothel these few months? And while you are in Thailand, perhaps you can vet some new talent... these Czech boys need replacing.

Have fun!