Naked and Legless. Naked: being without clothing or covering; nude. Legless: slang, means intoxicated, drunk. When people get drunk they loose their sense of balance, i.e. legless. Chiefly British Fortunately, my friend Gert has no real complications from his injuries. Walking with a temporary limp is not a problem and the doctor has told him the fluid on his knee should fix itself within a month. Gert had really enjoyed the motorcycle trip until the ...