Ahoy hoy everyone. Right much to catch up as it has been a while. Picking up from the delight that was Isla Mujeres we have decamped to the mainland. Not before yours truly was recognised on the first night as an illustrious former member of Hampton School´s staff. Why are the family always sitting next to you from around the corner..in this case Barnes. It´s sometimes hard being a celebrity and after the usual round of autographs and photos we bade them a happ...

Having enjoyed a glass of champagne and a chocolate mousse in business class - b******s didn't feel the need to upgrade us even after dropping the hint loudly several times, me and the trouble and strife arrived safely in sweltering Cancun. The heat here is something else and I don't think i have felt anything like this since I was coconut seller growing up on the streets of Bombay. We decided to decamp to a small island off the coast - Isla Mujeres. Arriving ove...