Well we ad a rate day yesterday on boat, started drinking at 8.30am en dint stop till 2am in morning. We wo all steaming, we met loads of people on boat en just all stayed together till end. We went to a few islands en wo playing vollyball en just jumping off boat en stuff, the vietmanese guy who wo running it wo called funky monkey really funny bloke! Evey1 wo hammered by about 11 in morning, we ad a floating bar in middle of sea en we wo just all bobing abart wi r cocktails in middle of ocean, a loved it! Carlie ad a really good day aswell every1 on boat sang happy birthday 2 her, en funky monkey med her get up en sing, she wont that drunk either! we ad are dinner en it wo seafood  which dint go down well, en a stood up bare foot to go get a drink en a stood on a full squid!! It wo awful proper rubberey. We got back at about 4.30 en me en alex ran home for a quick shower, she never rushes alex, she always last to be ready, but she really put effort in en ran in shower, next min she shoots out of bathroom, en ses to me "GO GO GO"!! For me to hurry up en get in, en then the slack arse skidded on marble floor en wo flat out starkers, a nearly weed it wo that funny.

We went to a sailors bar after that en every1 met back up from boat, we wo all well gone by this point it wo right on beach where we bar wo, en am sat down drinking, en a just look ova to side where beach wo en a saw a bit of commotion so a stood up en saw alex flat out on floor AGEN!! , a ran ova finking she passed out or sumat really bad ad happend, en some1 told she knocked down by a bike!! Not a motorbike, a push bike!!. Well the wont even nowt wrong wi her, a just laffed en walked away, theres tears rolling down me face while am writing this, we've been in sticthes all day, anyway she quickly recovered, she laid there playing on it for 10mins shouting all sorts to this little woman that ad knocked her ova, she dint even land on concrete she fell in sand, so its hardly guna hurt that much is it??

Well after we'd embarresed r sens enough, we headed home carlie ad already gone, so i ad her to deal wi, after 2 mins of being in taxi, she's moaning "AM HUNGRY AM HUNGRY" so we get out of taxi en call to a noodle stall, well her eyes wo on stalks watching em put all this crap together in 1 bowl, she likes to see her food being med ya see, well this bowl of slop came, en you wud of fort she ad never seen food b4, she's ramming it in her gob trying to use these chopsticks which in end she abandons en goes for a big spoon. The little woman can see that she's getting distressed cos she cant get enough in her gob at 1 time, so she comes ova en starts feeding her wi chopsticks aswell as her ramming it in wi this big spoon, she dint even look up to say what ya doin, she wo focased on what she wo doin. The little woman wo in stiches a dunt fink she cud believe what she wo seeing, a young lass eating like this, all her legs wo covered in noodles, she even drank the noodle juice, a cud gip thinking about it now, she wo bad. We just went back to room ad a water fight, en we've got up this morning en we ant stopped laffing, me ribs are hurting. Weve just been for are breakfast, en greedy gits ad 3 sandwiches, 3 meals for breakfast av just not seen owt like it. A look like a lobster a burnt that much yesterday, a can't believe how hot it is. Where staying ere for a few days its really nice.

Rate am guna go

Siya.xxxxx