VALENTINES DAY

Valentines day with all the boat girls in the lagoon - creepy crocodiles hunting for guys. Trista was voluntarily left behind by her Canadian crew, which I knew would result in a hilarious mess of a night for us.

Night out starting with secret goon at base with cool coupled roomies (found in a compromising position in the early hours). Followed by our Wings II after party at Down Under, where I bumped into an Alice Springs tour guide - super drunk of course and stir crazy by the end of the night - shouting outside McDonald's, about McDonald's before being removed by security.

Free drinks and steak.

Crashed a birthday party; free cake, free glitter and free champagne.

Ran away from German Larissa who very quickly tracked us down in Boom. More free champagne. Ran away again: "why do you always run away?" Everyone ignored.

Phoenix - empty - Katie from boat super drunk and high!

Shots in Magnums, Ruby pulled after battling with her c*** fright. Too drunk, second wind lasted 10 seconds.

Final moments of the night included:
- Finger and flick "you're done right?"
- Mega maccas with hot Aussies
- Bed