we have landed in udaipur from the 12 hour night train. there is lots of water here and its very relaxed compaired to the rest of india. there are also elephants walking around. octap**** was filed on location here (as well as peterborough, which is much more glam of course). today we are planning an expedition to a tea shop and get ourselves measured for suits!

We have made a detour to Jaipur especially to see a cricket game. im not sure why because neither of us know anything about it or even like it! we have got top trumps 'cricket' in case we get bored.

Weeeeeeeee, we have arrived in Bundi. there are so many pigs here (not police) and we are staying with some feminists and getting up at 5am to do yoga and fake laughter in a field! there is a beutiful palace that is run down and home to lots of monkeys and bats. we are very full today because we had a rajesthan pizza and it looked like a giant cornish pasty but tasted like s***.

Ayup. We have taken a 1.5 hour journey from Agra (where there was many a coy diana pose) to Bharatpur, staying in a lovely quiet hotel with a nice garden and amazing food (james is obsessed with how amazing the food is). Bharatpur is famous for its wonderful bird sanctuary where we have spent a couple of days exploring. It's a bit like Attenbourough Nature Reserve but better. It was pretty damn amazing actually...thinking of becoming a proper twitcher and mark is...

We arrived by sleeper train in the city of Agra. Home of the Taj Mahal. So far we have seen nothing but a drunken man and a pile of rubbish. James has produced his 1st solid in a while so happiness is abound! We are going to storm Agra fort today and re-instate British rule over this savage land.