Does anyone know if christina even uses this blog thing anymore? Where is she thats what I want to know!

God Julie, give me a chance!!!

So Nina Bear - how are you? The whole of England is now very excited about August, we can't wait for you to come home - we're all (yes, the whole of england) going to be at the airport to meet you!!

So my funny story.... a few weeks ago (I know - I've been naughty - I'm sorry!) Dee and I went down to the seaside a really lovely little place called Whitstable, there is a pub on the beach and everything! As I'm sure you can understand we had to have a pint or 6 in the pub (did I tell you its right on the beach?). Then we went and had the most amazing Thai, the food was yummy and yes we NEEDED that bottle of wine with dinner. We we on target for the last train home at 10:30 with just one quick stop off in Odd bins for another bottle to keep us going on the train home. So we're on the train (there was a sum total of 3 people on the train - 2 of which was me and Dee!) and poor me needed a wee! So off I go to find the toilets. So now I'm sitting on the loo it was a big wee coz I was bursting! I noticed that the door lock light was flashing and the instractions said if light is flashing, press to lock (I'm mid wee now!) so of course I hit the button coz I didn't want anyone walking in and seeing me having a wee! The door opened (I'm still in the middle of my wee!) So I grabbed it and tried to pull it closed but that didn't work, so I had to let it open all the way and then reclose it! Just as it was half way back to closed the only other sod on the train walked past and saw me with my knickers around my ankles having a huge wee! How embrassed was I? When we got of the train at victoria the guy got off about 2 doors away from us, I had to run away!!! It could only happen to me couldn't it! I'm such a fool!

So now you know my funny story! I hope its still funny!! I'm good on half term, have had a very busy week! Not got any school work done! I'm still not sure if I'm going to do the run on sunday, if the idea of me coming last wasn't enough to put me off, I hurt my ankle about 3 weeks ago while playing in the playground with the kids! Who knew that running round pretending to be a horse could cause such damage? At least I know now! I do get to see you mum on saturday though! I bet you get a drunken phone call! We're soooooo funny when we're drunk and I know you love it!!!

Anyway NB, I must go and tidy my flat up!?????!

Love you lots!!!!

Grogs

PS sorry about the essay!

I note that Grogs STILL hasn't told you her funny story!

Hi Scuba Steve

Got your land legs back yet?

How funny is Chris Cross, we should have got her on line years ago, she is so much fun!

Barney is a monster! He ran up Pan last night, sat on his shoulder, pood 3 times and then did a wee for good measure, Pan was not happy, he pulled his shirt off and hit him with it, they have now fallen out big time. Nan better get well soon and take him or there will be trouble.

Hope you had a good flight to Sydney, take care xxxx

Please take note this is an email from your surrogate mum and I haven't sent you a text to warn you of it's arrival!

Hope you are enjoying the scuba diving and not too scary - not as scary as Cloverfield the film we nearly went to see on Sunday.I baled out at the last moment - Liz was grateful to me as she didn't fancy it much either - your Mum was the one who wanted to see it because she is very brave. She is now going to see it with Pan later on.

We had a yummy lunch at Wagamama's in MK before the film and did a cheers to you.I've just dropped your Mum and Pan off at the Old Thatched - jealous hey? Although don't think their scuba is up to much there....

Must go now as think I have to wind up this laptop before I go to bed - that's what you do with this new technology isn't it?

Missing you loads,

Lots of love,

Chris Cross xxx

Hi Scuba girl, how's the diving going. I think Barney would like to join you, he loves to dive off the end of the sofa! He also likes to run up Nan's arm and then round her neck, he's a crazy fool! He'll fit in well with this family. xx

G'day Neena, just read your blog, you and Australia will never be friends I fear. At least you've only got a few weeks there and then back to thailand, can't wait for some bucket stories.

Me n Chris Cross went to Dee's last night for dinner, it was lovely, chilli jackets, one of your favourites. CC is quite the expert at e mailing now, although she is guilty of texting people to tell them she has sent them an e mail, or sending you an e mail 5 minutes before she is due to meet you and then making you read it! Bless her.

Hope your dinner in the hostel was OK.

Barney says Hi, he's so cute.

take care xxx xxx

Your soooooo brave!!!!! tHE BUNJEE NIN(J)A is what i'll call you from now!

Just gonna have a little gander at your facebook pics now :)

Lots love and nice stuff, ali x x x

Oh Neena, guess what I've gone and done now? I was so excited about the Winslow 10k that I've gone and entered twice! Dee says I have to do 2 laps. We're gonna try and transfer one to Grogs so she can't get out of it now.

x

i'm scared too

Oh Neena I'm so scared for you for your bunjee, will you be 4 inches taller after it?

x

How very dare she saying my new laptop situation could be messy ! Have only managed to turn it off once or twice ! Naughty mumsy ! My heart goes out to you re straightener situation anyway who said a ginger 'fro isn't in for spring 2008 !

It looks as if you are having the best time ever loved the sky diving photo Verity said she would have a go for me from the blue Leany !Missing you loads hope I recognise you when you get back(what with new hairdo ) Byeeeee x x x x