Pete - no indication that you have contacted Max and Simon. Would like to know that all is well, message board is the only way we can communicate at moment. Holiday here is brilliant - have been to Cape of Good Hope and Cape Point. Will be loggin on Weds. 6th April.

Photos up at www.offexploring.com/morefunthanhasselhoff

Max, just read Natalia's little note... I'm guessing this is one of your conquests? I can only imagine you must have had a very entertaining post-coital chat.

Nathan, no idea who you are but i'm sure we'll meet one day. The ginger b****** and the fat one can be found on www.offexploring.com/beechingisapube.

Beeching sounds like you had a good one! Gotta fill us in with the details - i'm sure there's a story or two there if you can remember! I saw that plug hole water thing on Brainiac a few months ago, and i'm sure they proved that it was b******s, but i was really caned so not too sure. Let us know if i'm talking crap or not... Anyway, if you've been to the staying home with mummy website i'm sure you're all plenty jealous. Big up.

Alright guys! Good to see you made it out of Latin America without being persuaded to become drug mules... or did you? Max does look a little pale... Havent checked in with you for a while but the pics look wicked, keep em coming. As it happens may be heading over to Las Vegas myself this year but not till the end of September. Still, miss enough buses and you might still be there, eh Pete you arse??? Take it easy guys. Nath

PS; do tom and the ginge have a site, if so at what address?

Hola Max, un saludo grande para Pete y Simon, he visto las fotografias y me imagino que la estan pasando muy bien.... estoy muy apenada porque perdi tu mail y no pude escribirte antes, pero me quede muy contenta por saber que juntos la pasamos muy bien aca en Bolivia. Me haces mucha falta y espero saber algo de ti pronto y que no me hayas olvidado ...¡¡¡ ja ja Te deseo todo lo mejor y te envio un gran besoo..te quiere Natalia.
P.D.( Me imagino que no podras leer tu mismo este mensaje, pero consigue alguien que lo traduzca por ti ok.)

Hi Max, Hope you found Pete. Amazing news here. Katie & I are both in a certain condition at the same time!!!! Prepare to be uncle & brother. Send message soon. Love x

Beeching..... im guessing you hooked up with a lovely lady and got a little side tracked.. Hope your loving the Bay of byron. is cheeky monkeys still there? gotta love the table dancing in that fine establishment. If the sand castle dude is on the beach be sure to give him a few bucks for his troubles, he is an absolute craftsman. Also hoping for your sake that the old dude with the white hair and beard is still entertaining the crowds at the beach with his encouraging signage... Smoke as much Hydro as possible, it gets scarce up north. Remember - its fun to stay home with mummy. XX

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Boys whats happening out there?!? Beeching get writing the e-mail to explain your behaviour. We decided probs worse than Brighton which is why the others made like trees. Anyway if you see any of the India Pakistan game lok out for 3 white boys in India shirts!!!

Hope all is well

We're somewhat concened that we go away 7000 miles, in the same hemisphere as you Peter and find that you are lost in Sydney!! To lose one friend is careless to lose two is downright sloppy! Please connect with message board to update us and confirm you meet with Sib and Max in Bryon's Bay. By the way South Africa good, Dad needs a few beers now and I need a large glass of wine!