Hi Jason's mum and dad... Are you missing your big brave soldier boy? I've been to your house and drank your tea by the way... Yorkshire tea infact. I gather you're rather fond of it, are you from Yorkshire? Your house smells good... like home cooking and joy. I've been thinking Mr and Mrs Charles and i think I should move into Jasons room while he's away, you could feed me and give me baths, we could bake cakes and go for picnics too... I smell better than jason and am less hairy too, and i always make it to the toilet on time! What do you think Jason? I love your big red helmet Jason, SAFETY FIRST! Bet you all touched sweaty helmets afterwards didn't you? It's unhygienic pal. Anyway, just tell me this and i'll leave your family alone... What's the coolest thing you've seen someone do? What's the weirdest thing you've eaten so far? When are you going to find a monkey? I heard they just roam the streets like MK greebos... you're doing something wrong. Beatcheck Soul of Man was mega-dope by the way, sweaty fun-mess. Been to any Finger Lickin' parties over there yet? You meetin up with Syde still? Peace and Heavy menstruating... Uncle G.U.S.H.E.R

getting to singapore sounded like fun! i hate airports at the best of times! hope new yr and xmas was good.xxx

Hey J........ Hope your xmas was a cool one....... Looks like you're having a wicked time bruv. Beatcheck is gonna rock and it's a shame you're not gonna be there, but you'll be there in spirit ('-',) Speak soon mate, stay safe.. Dom

mum, pops........you are .........massive ................losers .............. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA have a wash

don't smell anymore but bet you stink !!.....................where are you ? anyway.........because you are........(it's those bloody dots again).......are 5 hours infront it's christmas day where you are providing you read this before boxing day.............get off.......(pesky dots they're everywhere)..sooooo happy christmas to you both...aahhnd take care ....love mum & dad & lawz.....................................................................................................aaaahhhhh......................aagghh.........

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pooh.....check yer e-mail....bet you stink more than we do....good journal so far...what's next then eh ? nice to see you lost the curry bet at last ...I keep pressing the dot button for some reason....oh look here's a qotationmark" quite good eh ?...obviously not much to say right now except it is very cold +-1 and foggy looks a bit like the old christmas cards...(more dots)....stay careful and enjoy everything. read yourmail we need a reply.... Love M&D

wicked journal bruv...and stop causing riots! Missing you you bag of monkey nuts xx

hi all thanks for all my msg's nice one, most of you smell of dogpoo though, and yes mum and dad, you two smell worse than any of these people! i have even smelt Dom!

ahh... there you are Jason.......

hey mr cool glad your better! im escaping this country soon huzzah well thanks for the emails at least we know your alive!

HEY JASON! i acturly read what you wrote!! Nice one!! glad to hear your better!! we were worried you were guna have to come back ;) haha! awh sounds like fun, only just the beggining tho!! HA MAN BAG LUV IT! YEAH!. love you!! lawz xxx