After a hold my breathe experience of navigating us from Melbourne (where we popped into see Steve and Eve after having withdrawal symptoms) to Phillip Island, we got there with enough time to book onto the Penguin Parade and cook an omelet the latter ensuring strange looks as we were in a car park! By the way mum, Jack is struggling to make them come out in Omelet form, so you can still take her on that count (Seriously Jones ssshhhh or you can do the cooking!)

After the 6 hour journey I really needed the loo, but the nice lady wouldn't let me thorough without a ticket, so I dashed back to Aaron who run down to book our tickets and relieve himself aswell while I cooked tea (for once) 5 minutes later he came running back I'd like to try and keep some dignity here and say brisk walk "guess who I just seen" (no clues…just a worldwide population of 6 billion people to choose from) "the pope" I ask "Nope" he replies, "Ohhh I don't know Your mum?" "Nope" he answers "for Christ's sake Aaron tell me" I say while I slop the should be omelet but more scrambled egg onto his plate, at this point he's still doing his 'I need a wee dance' Yep that's my dignity gone! "Shane Warne" He squeals "Ohhhhh…who?"I say and immediately his face drops "oh only like one of the most famous Cricketers" he tells me as he's shoving his slop into his mouth!

Anyway we get to the Penguin Parade/Japanese Parade (Ration of 1:1) and had a pleasant night of watching the little fellas coming out of the sea and fighting their way past the seagulls, then waddling up the beach to their nests, sadly after Aaron being publicly shouted at for using his camera (seriously women look around were surrounded by Japs and you pick on Aaron)there's no piccys so you will have to imagine!

So we leave at 11pm and the van shudders into the petrol station where Aaron discovers that he has lost his bank card, turns out that in the excitement of Mr. Warne he not only forgot to go the loo but left his card with the cashier may I point out as well Miss I don't do anything wrong that after we negotiate our way through the road block (put there to protect penguins) to retrieve the card, you in the only time you have driven lately nearly drove one of the poor b*****s over!(Like I said at the time why was he in the car park…did he have a car? NO...plus if you hadn't lost the card we wouldn't have gone back!!!!!)

peace out guys!