well it certainly sounds as though you are having a ball, are you sure the spider you saw was actually there or a result of drinking too many buckets?!

wedding plans on track and hope to move in end of May - then major panic as the laundry fairy and bank of parents are not moving with me!

keep rubbing on the factor 30 and stay away from those lady boys

Bro - What's the difference between Tottenham and the Arsenal squirrel? The squirrell has more experience in the Champsions League.

Bro - hope you get a job soon old boy! Loving the jokes and I'll leave you one when someone tells me a new one. Keep me upodated on the cricket. Boss - Lovely to hear from you and your new jetsetting lifestyle (Newquay hey). What are you trying to say? It will be great to see you in oz old girl. Mine is a beer! Big Stan - love the joke however are you someone I know? Trixie - well were do I start!?!?! probably best with - do I know you too? Thanks for the message but I'm stuggling to think who you are? and the hair is still very bad, trust me! Belts? Oh .... and yes I am a nice boy - just ask mumma simmons. Miffy x x x

Miffy - you rock! It's great to hear how you're getting on and see how many people care for you and miss you! Maybe you're a nice guy after all?

Your hair is looking better already by the way - just thought I ought to mention that.

Advice - Go easy on the buckets - you'll get a reputation.

Missing you and your belts already.

T x

Theres a bloke shipwrecked on a desert island, been there for six months. He wakes one morning and sees a gorgeous woman coming out of the water in a wetsuit. She walks over to him and she says "when was the last time you ate somehting?" "Six months ago" he says. She opens her zip a little and pulls out a chocolate bar. She then says "when was the last time you had something to drink?" "Six months ago" he says. She opens her zip further and pulls out a hip flask of whiskey. She then leans over him, undoes the rest of the zip and says "when was the last time you played around?" He says "Jesus Christ love, you've got a set of golf clubs down there as well!!" I'm here all week!! Centrifugal Force!!

Hi Miffy
I love the website, what a great idea! Sounds like all is going well - the pictures from Bangkok were brilliant and certainly brought back a lot of good memories for me so thank you! Life here isn't quite so exciting, I am currently killing time in Newquay airport on my way back to Norwich : ( but I am certainly looking forward to hearing more about your adventures before we catch up properly at the end of the year.
Swedish girls indeed... nice to see some things never change!
Keep safe and have a great time, look forward to reading your next entry,
love Laura xx

Howdy our kid, hows life on the road? Things ain't too bad here although I've still had no joy on the job front yet. At least the summer test matches started today so i've got something to keep me entertained whilst job hunting online (England are 318-3 against Sri Lanka after the first day). I can't take much more Trisha!! Danni's says hi and hopes your behaving yourself. I told her not to worry as you haven't behaved yourself since you've been born so it's now second nature!! Anyway got to go as dinner won't cook itself, speak soon, Ben Joke: Why does an elephant have four feet? Because it would look silly with six inches.

Mumma Simmons - great to hear from you and that you are using the internet. Kay is achually Suzanne a lady who worked at the one account. Her surname is Kay and thats what I called her to be different! I glad you like the site and I've got his Saint Christoper on so he is always with me. Tell nanny, nanny & grandad that I said hello and all is well. I'll call you all went I discover how to use the phone card I bought before coming out here. If you could print them off aswell that would be excellent.... Have you given grandad my present yet? I pleased for you - really glad you are going on holiday with your friend. Behave yourself!! What you on about, they were the first things I packed (joke). Thinking of you to and have my pictures on my ipod so I don't forget what you look like. Love you loads the young cheeky one x x x

Suzanne Kay! Sorry - I thought you were my mother! Great to here from you, Hope you are well? Paul and family - having allsorts of issue with uploading my pictures but i'll try my best. Lisa - stay on the carrots and humous as snacks as its good for you! Hows the wedding plans coming along? Nicky - you'll have a great time in canada and enjoy uni. Jen Jen - still hope you are still all loved up with your fella. Hope little Ellie is well? Kris - will do and thanks for looking out for me when I got headbutted. Crocks - not sure my man but I bet it would be a laugh finding out! Miffy x x

Cats always land on their feet and bread always lands butter side down. So, what happens if you strap a slice of bread to a cat's back butter side up and throw it out of a window?

Well miff, it good to hear you are OK an getting stuck in to some local cuisine. Im enjoying keeping up with your escapades and by the sounds of things all is going well and you are having a ball! Take care mate and keep us all updated - Kris

iIts me this time don't know who done the one from Kay. Wow it looks amazing. Really enjoyed reading every thing and seeing the pictures. Dad would love to be with you, but i'm sure hes watching over you .He would have loved to play the golf !His kind of game your, your fathers Son.Thialand looks a beautiful country.Nanny,and Nanny and Grandad send there love.Hope to print your diaries off for them to read.I'm feeling much better hoping to go to Spain with Trina and Mary soon which will be good.Please take good care of yourself. I can see your going to have an unbelieveable Journey.Just so glad I reminded you to take condoms. On that note I'll go.Love you loads.Thinking of you everyday and looking forward to seeing next update. mumma simmons xxx