Hi all,

Well it's my last day travelling so I hope that you have enjoyed my journal...!?!? Here are some of my travelling statistics:

Flew on a plane for 83 hours
Sat on buses travelling for 527 hours or 22 days solid
Traveled on boats for 106 hours
Traveled on trains for 25 hours
I covered 5685 kilometers driving
Was under water diving for 62.25 hours
Rode on an elephant for 6 hours
Was in a helicopter for 15 minutes
Lived on a yacht for 126 hours or 5.25 days
Had 21 massages
Read 13 fictional books
Visited 11 different countries
Climbed one mountain
Celebrated 2 New Years
Attended 2 Full Moon Parties
Became a Professional Diver
Spent 4 days/4 nights in hospital
Been treated for an infected wisdom tooth, perforated eardrum, septicemia and acute Bronchitis
Had my wallet, memory card and pen knife stolen
Learnt to surf
Soaked in Hot Mineral Mud
Fired an AK47
Saw 1 dead body
Had 4 hair cuts
Saw the second smallest frog in the world
Completed 1 14,000ft Sky Dive
Trekked in the oldest rainforest in the world
Been in the second largest building in the world
Completed a Thai Cookery Course
Had 1 motorbike accident
Completed a 2 week Muay Thai Kick Boxing course
Completed a Canopy walk
Had a Hot Air Balloon Ride
Visited the largest rock in the world
Completed a Bungy Jump
Ate Camel and Kangaroo!
Climbed 1 volcano
Had 1 didgeridoo lesson
Drank in a bar made completely from ice
Went Jet Boating through a Gold Canyon
Completed a First Aid course
Had 2 suits made
Held a Koala
Visited an Orang-U-Tang Rehabilitation Centre
Crawled through the Cu Chi Tunnels
Visited Angkor Wat
Had 1 bamboo tattoo
Tramped the steepest guided glacier in the world
Stroked Bengal Tigers
Saw 2 Sperm Whales diving
Visited 'The Ashes'
Went tubing twice
Drank free wine at Jacob's Creek
Visited the Bridge over the River Kwai
Visited the Neighbours set
Went to the Long Neck Hill Tribe
Worked for 2 weeks Fruit Picking
Visited 2 Genocide museums
Lived in a campervan for 5 weeks
Started to go grey...!
Visited the best zoo in the world
Had a Singapore Sling in Raffles Hotel
Camped on the largest sand island in the world
Traveled the Great Ocean Road
Visited the Floating Market
Saw wild Orang-U-Tangs, Pygmy Elephants and Crocodiles in Borneo
Dived in 5 different countries
Viewed a pod of over 200 Dusty Dolphins
Saw 2 building burn down
Watched 1 professional Rugby Union Match
Watched a Geyser erupt in a Geothermal volcanic area
White Water Rafted the largest commercially rafted waterfall
Went Hydro-Zorbing
Baby sat once!

........ and spent a fortune but loved ever single minute of it........!!

It's just a matter of two 12 hour flights broken up by a 7 hour wait in LA airport before I'm back in Blighty. Then a short 3 hour drive to my old girls where I'm sure she will make me a lovely cup of rosy - one year and one day exactly since I last saw her....!

Bye for good - over and out

Miffy x x x