

At Sea, Tahiti
I got up early and thought I'd do my washing, so encumbered with my basket, I opened my bedroom door and walked straight into a bunch of balloons Barbara and Linda had stuck on my door. As I was walking out of the Battle of the Sexes, the captain was making his daily announcement. He told us that we would cross the International Dateline sometime in the next day or so and that he had made the decision to lose the 13th rather than Valentines Day, so it's his f...