Slept until lunch as standard. Today we went to Potato Head beech club! To pretend we're celebrities that can afford to sip crystal champagne in the infinity pool! It's Monday today so the rest of the people here are all cheapskates like us that come when the private beds are free to use! Of course you have to spend money though! We get waited on, even in the jacuzzi or the swim-up pool bar! And the all staff remembered and called me by Michael all day, I'm trea...

This is the photo that mother goose thinks is fake! Well it is not! I can jump pretty high being a jolly 6foot giant and the sky at dusk here is crazy! Ate lunch at a different beach today, Cantina! Its so quiet here as theres a few mega complexes just off the beach that are empty and more being built! No shops, no tourist, no annoyances just one long stretch of uninhabited beach! The only people here are expats, mostly couples walking there designer dogs alo...

Slept in until lunch-time today! It's a hard life! The heat makes us very relaxed though and this peaceful island full of sunbathers and spas, relaxing is all there is to do! Went to the beach! Andhika brought his camera, hes constantly snapping photos of us when i don't know! Took so many photos in the sea at sunset, got real Tyra Banks about life! You gotta admit its a beautiful beach though and the sea reflects orange colours across the beach at sunset! ...

Woke up and decided we were going to move to Seminyak Beach! Don't like all the tourists in Kuta, and don't like the beach! The only good thing is the cheap room £2.50 each a night, to have a private bedroom/bathroom in a very authentic bungalow! We didn't just want to turn up in Seminyak at lunch, with all our bags walking in the sun would've been horrible so, we met Andhika from last night who works there and I went with him in his motorcycle whilst Annie got...

Woke up today feeling really ill! No sleep all night and feel really sick, must be malaria! il get it over it though... Went to bamboo cafe down our alleyway-cum moped racetrack and had Indonesian noodles, I've tried every different noodle in the book now... Same same but same! Attempted again to buy a sim card with 3G! Wifi here in the islands can be dodgy and I can't do with the stress of booking flights and transferring money on fraudme island! The plug...