Anybody that ever describes something as a "horror flight" probably invokes images of aeroplane engine failures, hoax bombs or 500mile diversions. So in that respect, the Gatwick to Prague flight that left just after 9am wasn't an actual "horror."

Mind you it wasn't the best !

Problem 1: Juggsy Janice, Slapper Sophie and "Nice Guy Tom" - welcome to Becky's Hen Do to which all of us are invited ! How lovely. Odd to me that of the 20 or so on the "Do" (they all had T-shirts thoughtfully explaining who they are and what they are doing ruining Prague) about half seem to be blokes. Must be the modern world eh.

Becky then, if conversation is correct, is on a mission (try to keep this as clean as I can), she has never slept with a black man before and wants to before she gets married next week. Nice. Sophie though had, loads of times and by all accounts "nah nah he doesn't mind, he loves me sneaking out for a ...." and we'll leave it there. Delightful girl.

Hope Prague isn't full of this kind if nonsense. Problems 2 and 3 from the flight in a moment.