Day 1 in the Big brother House. Interesting taxi ride with a man that resembled 'Chris Kamara'. Very funny. Arrive at hostel. Nearly lose mobile. Bag breaks. What a start! Check-in, have a much needed shower, go for a wonder round town, bite to eat,etc. Play silly amount of yahtzee and s***head whilst emptying various bottles of Jack and Captain Morgans at the hostel bar. Pool is only 2 Rand (approx 15p!). Bottle of smirnoff is approx 5 pounds! Dangerous. Stumble into 8 bed mixed dorm and try not to giggle like little school girls and wake our roomeys.

Day 2 - Awake to rain! Maybe climb Table Mountain if visibility improves. Gonna check out some local bars and clubs tonight before getting our bus to Hermanus tmoz for a spot of Great white Shark Diving. It's a hard life!