4.30am and i get the joy of being awake and packing my bag into my friend claires mums car ready to head off to the airport :( pulled up to leeds airport got all our luggage out the car said our goodbyes and wandered to the terminal for our flight....upon getting to the entrance to the airport that was it s***! Id left my mobile phone in the car and claires mum had drove off after a few tireing sweaty moments of running i finally reached the car being all bugged ...

Sooo our 2nd and last :'( full day cosisted of us waking up quite late oopsie and realising we only had €37 and half a pack of cigarettes today would have to involve money saving skill so how better to start the day then with 2 cheeseburgers each from gd ol' Maccy D's and a meeting in dam square for a free walking tour. On our way with my very 'im a tourist' amsterdam hat we got stopped by some college students who, asked if i diddnt mind being recorded for an...

Soo after of course, me getting us to the airport 3 hours early, we started off our dutch experience by having a pint of heineken in the airport bar :p chilled out and got onto our very turbulent but very quick flight, easily found the train to centraal station and had a quick walk to the hotel...i am a directional genius!! Nehow hotel room was all smexy as someone whos used to bunk beds a 3* hotel was the feckin ritz! We quickley dropped off our cases and went...

Day 5 kylie and myself were a bit worse for wear after deciding to head on down to chicagos version of height ashbry and have a few bevvies it was close by a jazz bar id gone to on a hostel tour the night before i just failed to mention it as, well the club was boring aparently al capone was there :/ diddnt make an excuse for the horrendus music tho. Me and kylie had decided we were make the uber track on the train then the bus to go to the home alone house, cos ...

1 day and 22 hours on a bus with like an hour and a half in total break, 1 DAY AND 22 HOURS!!!! Diddnt do a whole lot got talkin to this lovely old woman who's from canada who gave me her e-mail, phone numbers and address of her house with instructions that if i ever go to canada i can stay at her house even if shes not there :O wtf people are actually sooo nice in america the films of them being a*******s is a s*** depiction. Read my entire new Tucker Max book s...