A change in the weather is on the way, a big time snow show is what they say..so pack in the beanie, scarf and hood to keep your noggin feeling good.

- Or at least that's what your Threadbo Bulletin Board is saying. Hope all's well. Mum's busy redecorating the kitchen, Wills is still on his camp in Norfolk (doing another week), and I'm busy talking to my dahlias suggesting they get into good shape to win the Crondall Flower Show this Saturday! Love from us all.

YES! another +1 in the popularity stakes - pointless s***e or no pointless s***e at least it's a message!

Lemmy told me to bombard this message box with pointless s***e, so i presume you know the little Northern Weasal.

i can honestly say that this Di person is not a mystery creation of mine!! have you genuinely satisfied a lady now Chris?

Dad thanks for the poem - very sweet. However it has been snowing for the last 48 hours now so all has changed. I expect an updated effort shortly. Perhaps omitting the words skiwit & ozwit!

I fear "Di" i think you have got the wrong website! This is the site for Chris Maclean a recent worthy competitor for the female repellant world championships. It doesn't fit in with the classic joke structure that says, Walden Jones, Meier, Ross or Porter so im going to have to assume you're real - is this Di from Crondall???!!

Thank you so much for that wonderful , wonderful , magical night Chrissy Wissy ! You made me into the Women I shall become ! No , it didn't hurt , No - Means Yes and Yes - Means Harder !
Am a couple of days late coming on , but I hope there's nothing to worry about !

Till we meet again my English hunk

The lack of snow in Thredbo, Reduced our poor Ozwit to "Dead Slow", When off-the-piste, His momentum soon ceased, And the Chalet Girls giggled "We said so!"

Thanks Lems it's always good to know where i stand in the order of things! So a hundred goals through the season eh? We usually get to that figure by about january when i'm there. Ah well as they say - there's no substitute for pure genius! The 'Gut' is slowly disappearing, or perhaps just getting bigger, therefore not really classed as a gut - more of a large inconspicuous swelling! Dad thanks for the report - i have to say it's all bollox! The propaganda machine to try and entice people out of sydney and up to the mountains is i see in full flow. Unfortunately we have recently had a high pressure that has unwittingly aquired a visa and taken up residency in Thredbo - went out the other day an wrecked my skis on a variety of rocks - i was quite stupidly so far off piste that i think i actually crossed into the victoria! It was a long but warm walk home! Photos will come shortly (providing is sodding snows!) Other than that - the jobs a piece of piss and the social life is fantastic. Out

Hi Chris,
I have continually put this off but finally it has come down to either writing to you OR removing the scabs from our dogs inflamed backside with my teeth. So I guess you will have to wait a while until I get the floss!!
Hope you are well and getting to grips with the skiing, I see you are going for coaching award etc.
Had a look at some of your exploits/photos, they bring back a heap of happy memories. Have the Australian authorities put some backup plans in place for when the share price of Tooheys and B&H goes through the floor when you leave? The share price for Durex remains weak I hear? You also seem to have hooked up with quite a few Swedes.
Hockey went well last year, we cleared the 100 goals in a season and things looking good for next with some new players. Get rid of the gut and you could be in with a shout!
Keep enjoying the local Hospitalities and hear from you soon mate.
Lemmy

Dear SkiWit: Just in case you're too busy to see what's going on outside the chalet:

Snow Cover Snowing in Thredbo, around 5cm of fresh overnight and snowing pretty consistently now from Bunnywalk up (mid mountain). Winds are moderate to strong and combined with the falling snow visibility is reduced.

There is a nice fresh cover to rip into up top. It will be soft and heavy as you descend. The cover on the very lower slopes is thin and limited.
Skiing & Boarding
Pack the weather proof gear, the goggles and head high. Fresh turns to be had today. Advanced riders stick around Central Spur and the upper Supertrail. Intermediates go straight to the Cruiser and explore the tree-lined trails. Beginners can have their first riding lessons at Friday Flat.

TERRAIN PARK
The beginners park under the Cruiser has a 3 metre flat bar and 8 metre flat box.
Primary Surface Fresh
Skiable Cover Moderate
Snowfall 24 hr : 5 cm
48 hr : 5 cm
7 day : 5 cm
Last Snowfall 1/7/2005
Snowdepth
Spencers Ck 107.4 cm
Snowdepth
3 Mile Dam 34.8 cm
Announcements The Sam Joole band play the Schuss Bar at 10pm. Or if you're in the mood for a boogie DJ Max will be spinning the tracks from 10pm at the Keller Bar.
Weather and Road Conditions
Temperature -1.7 °C @ 7:29AM1/07/05
Wind 37 kts NW @ 7:29AM1/07/05
Forecast Showers falling as snow showers above 1600m with moderate to fresh northwest winds.

OUTLOOKS
Saturday : Snow showers above 1300 metres.
Sunday : A few showers falling as snow showers above 1600 metres.
Monday : Fine, partly cloudy.
View full Forecast
Overnight Temp -1 °C
Forecast Max +3 °C
Precipitation Snow
Visibility Overcast
Road Cond (NPWS) Open and Clear

Mum much enjoyed the e-mail and news about your Boot Camp (chopping wood at 0600, stoking the boiler etc). How about some pictures of your skiing technique? The web site is looking a bit passe!