Ok, so after spending damn close to a week, which is long by my standards, in toronto, I'm starting to make my way elsewhere, but just for the hell of it, I'm not saying where. This means my poor mammy'll have something to worry about back home... Anything to give some Puzzles to the near and dear. But the Central perk is staying moving. Ok, that sounded like the Mounties are after me (not yet at least), but even though I'm starting to get a bit homesick, I wanna...

Today was a tad more productive than yesterday, in terms of seeing the town. Even though I went down to the old town and CN tower the first full day, I saved the picture for today as I spent pretty much the entire day at the Royal Ontario Museum, doing cultural stuff. Sadly, thanks to the entry fee I pretty much had to walk without food until I got back home to cook some noodles. This meant I didn't have any energy to see the entire thing because it is huge. Rig...

Today was really a slow day, doing necessary stuff. Number one was laundry, number two was re-packing my bag since the border security of the US and A thought my bag looked like it needed a random check (I.e tearing everything out and tossing it back in, trying to zip up my broken zipper that pretty much only I know how to shut by now). Number three was starting to plan what to do in Canada. I've got ten days left here, and even though I like this city quite a lo...

The madness continues. Another day of craziness in the capital of crazy in the land of the fat and the home of the dumb. Ok, that was kind of uncalled for but f***, when they've got a place called Heart Attack Grill, and a massive piece of fat jokingly referred to as a burger massing up an insane calorie count of 9982 kcal (I bloody hell hope that includes the fries aswell, but I'm not entirely sure). It is THE fattest burger on the planet, appointed by Guinness...

Okey, I am really speechless. Vegas is not of the chain, it is of every chain, rope and rubber-band you can think of. Everything is really plastic and fake, the building, the sculptures, the monuments, the boobs, even the ships. Yes, they have got ships, ranging from gondolas to take you around the Venetian Casino to full scale pirate ships that fight and sink each other every 90 minutes. Just walking around the different casinos is jaw dropping. They are so much...