Chap

Priestly party was ok (cancel that, it was the nuts!) spent lots of time talking about your travels, hearing how the indicators are now out-of-action but apart form that it is all currently a panic free zone. pictures look amazing pal, am saddened by the lack of piece but can see the reasoning behind it. Is that you two holding hands top right? I mean i dont have a problem with it, there is always room for a cosmopolitan show of metrosexuality in my book just worried what you father might think . . . I remember him calling me a homo with my strawberry blond (not ginger) highlights some years back, still each to their own

we rowed like s*** at the Worlds, came 5th, couple of weeks off then back to it towards the end of sept

stay well
t

P.S. Naismith still at RP at least until next transfer window. Arsene Wenger apparently v. impressed but too busy swapping Cole for Gallas to make an offer before deadline!!!

Just to elaborate on Pete's post, Scotland 6 Faroe Islands 0. 5-0 at half time. Boyd got 2 (1 pen). 1 banana skin overcome, just 5 to go plus France, Italy and Ukraine!!

Just wondered what you were up to when I heard on the radio that Scotland were taking the Pharoahs apart?

Hi Bazzy, so excited to see all your photos etc. Do hope all is going well. I (Jane) will hold you down while your mother kills you because of epipens! Jane had lunch with Fiona and Aimee yesterday. Aimee cooked delicious lunch, Jane and Fiona drank wine. Your Mum looked very good and in great form despite dramatic bandage on wrist! Killie still going strong as is Rosie, despite gloomy prognosis for both they look remarkably well and are full of beans. Joe - hung over, Sam - hung over, Jim - hung over, Richard - hung over - so what's new? Take care both of you, very, very proud of you. Lots of love xxxx

A rabbit walks into a bar and says to the barman "Can I have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?".

The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.

The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves.

The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.

The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the toastie.

The rabbit consumes them and leaves.

The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says "A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman".

The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then burst into applause as the rabbit woolfs them down.

The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year.

In walks the rabbit and says,
"A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman", smiling and accepting the tributes of the masses.

The barman says, "I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties".

The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, "We do have a nice Cheese and Onion Toastie".

The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, "Are you sure I will like it?"

The masses bated breath is ear shatteringly silent.

The barman, with a roguish smile says "Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends, I know you'll love it".

"Ok" says the rabbit," I'll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie".

The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit guzzles the beer and eats the toastie, he then waves to the crowd and leaves....

.....NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!

One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time.

When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar.

The barman says, "Who are you"
To which he is answered, "I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house".

The barman says, "I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, masses came to see you and this place was famous"

The rabbit says, "Yes I know".

The barman said, "I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead"

The rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would love it".

The barman said "You never came back, what happened?"

"I DIED", said the Rabbit.

"NO!" said the barman," what from".

After a short pause. The rabbit said ...

"Mixin'-me-toasties"

Dear Honarary Member,

Suggested healthy breakfast: A small slice of marrow, two rice krispies, one cup of herbal nettle tea and a single slice of rye bread (which smells like ripe badger poo). All these ingredients are easily available within your local Tesco. Hope all this helps

The Party Pack (Olly and Tom) say Hi and Susan sends her love

Hey fat boy Baird - How IS the diet going?

Got email from Red Alert saying that Tanzania / Zambia border has been closed. Have forwarded the email to your address so have a look at it. Hopefully only temporary due to riots following alleged killing by Zambian police of a Tanzanian.

Martin safely returned from Kenya yesterday - emerging from immigration at H'throw in full arab gear & headress! A bit of Egyptian telepathy ?! His hair is - ....interesting!

hen - martin has grown a gotee, thus yet another sibling has disgraced themselves through the medium of rank facial hair.......xx

Dear Mr Henry,

I vish you vell vith all your journeys, and very much hope you arrive safely. If you need help during your travels my mother will send me on the first flight out. Good luck sir and your friend, send me a postcard at my Banglapore address if you have the time.

Goodbye sir

Taj (randolph crescent head usher 2004-6)