Guesssse what guys were hanginnnnnnn.......the journey from samui to Phuket was a nightmare......took all day and had a serious amount of breaks at s*** service stations......stArving we had to make do with chicken porridge on the boat, random but surprisingly nice. After the boat about 20 of us got crammed into a 10 sweater mini van for a 5 hour drive, along with the angriest driver in the world. We had a few Barnys with him on the way after splitting us up and ...

Welllll we really don't know where to start, the buckets and sangsom are killing our brain cells, Lisa even forgot her own name for a minute today,no joke. We got the over night bus back from PIE to Bangkok, arrived at about 7 in the morning and ended up checking in to d&d again on Khaosan road, greeted again by the man who works at the suit shop next door saying "hiiiiii to much noisy" we decided we were gonna have our usual Sunday club but in the pool at d...

Left the massive sweat house today thank god, not before we left johnny with a blocked shower again the massive bell end.. Left the bin even fuller, got picked up by a monster truck with a radgey driver.. Massive moodypants, took off monster truck & put on mini van all the way to pai, filled with other travellers.. Worst road ever, 3 hours on the road from hell, even tho Lisa kipped most the way AGAIN! Thank god there wasn't a randomer next to her again, seen...

Sooooo pattaya was brill, had an amazing time considering its just like Amsterdam 10 times over. We done a boat trip for 150 baht which is like 3.00. Took us to 3 different beaches they were lush, found ourselfs "judging" all the Chinese takin their own photos we were like " god look at them man they makin calendars" before we knew it we were prancing around the sea with "props" doin our own calendar. For sale in December haha. We found a lush restaurant in pat...

We've moved to pattaya today. Spent last night on koh San road playin jackpot, with lots of randoms. It's a Thai drinking game were gonna bring one home so u can all play with us. Lisa ate a scorpion........quite nice haha. Pattayas red hot, suns out so were gonna get ready go for a day Sesh n go to a ping pong show! Why the bloody hell not xxx