We're currently on our third of four legs to Venice. Brunei airport was different... It's so small and there's basically a spiral staircase in the middle that wraps around this giant rounded shaft. Which Brendan and I had a lot of trouble trying to figure out what it resembled.
We had no service or WI-FI so we had to use this random free computer that was like 100 years old that took about 3 minutes to type one sentence. Then I was all I'm going to be a rebel and take my water through the little conveyor belt thing and Brunei was all oh no you didn't and I was like oh no and it got confiscated so i had to pretend I didn't care to keep up this tough persona I've got going but really it broke my heart. Then they were like you're totes dodgey and I had to open up my bag and pull s*** out so they could do a proper search. Brendan managed to get water through though. I bet it's because I look angry in my passport photo.
We couldn't get any signal at Dubai airport either which was pretty big. And apparently I look pretty suspicious in Dubai too because as I set off the beepy thing and the guy was all madam! take off your shoes! I was a
like thats a bit forward, but you've got to obey authority so I was like whatever you say mr. He also tried to make Brendan's pants fall down, because he can't do it himself, by him having to take off his belt. Then they were all saying things and Brendy was standing in their personal space near the viewing screen and they're all sir, you need to move. Hahaha. Oh brendy :)
But there were palm trees and a UFO in the airport?!! Like whuutttt?!! And I showed my wrist and that was not appreciated but I was like yolo I got water confiscated ok don't mess with me. And no one did because they got it. They know I've got an angry passport photo. So anyway, we were so hungry and the only food we knew there was Maccas so we did the un-adventurous and got Maccas which they have to us in a baby sized carry bag so carrying that I felt pretty fat haha and they didn't put the lid on the drink properly!! And when we sat to eat it the bottom of our bag was soaked in coke and fanta. And then when Brendy tried to take a drink, so was he. Hahaha classic Brendan. Then he had wet patches and his leg was moist. That wasn't appreciated either.
But, we are FINALLY almost in London! Kind Of. Were flying over Baghdad at the moment. Hollah. I just can't wait to get there!!! Come on plane!! Do your thing!