This is a message for Mr Royston John Day - we are watching you and are aware that you are on the loose, however don't be fooled - God has his followers and they are tracking your every movement - my advice is give yourself up to the Jehova's - they will look after you and provide counselling for your bizarre messaging behaviour - failing that you could always subscribe to nuttynora.com who offer an excellent service at a minimal cost of 4 pints of wee wee per week - the choice is yours!
PS- be afraid when you go to cricket matches - umpires are not all they may seem to be!!!
Sending love and consideration for your ongoing condition - have faith you will be saved!!! Gordon has a special place for you in his heart and in No 10 xxx
Home For The Mentaly Insane
This is a message for Mr Royston John Day - we are watching you and are aware that you are on the loose, however don't be fooled - God has his followers and they are tracking your every movement - my advice is give yourself up to the Jehova's - they will look after you and provide counselling for your bizarre messaging behaviour - failing that you could always subscribe to nuttynora.com who offer an excellent service at a minimal cost of 4 pints of wee wee per week - the choice is yours!
PS- be afraid when you go to cricket matches - umpires are not all they may seem to be!!!
Sending love and consideration for your ongoing condition - have faith you will be saved!!! Gordon has a special place for you in his heart and in No 10 xxx
Home For The Mentally Insane
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Lucinda
Heyy louise..hope your having fun on your travels :-)..cant wait to be your age and have a lovely gap year like you are!!... we will have to get together when you get back and you will have to tell me all your tips of being successfull :). Ive completed my exams now and im at sixthform doing drama :-). Not sure what to do about university..maybe we could have a chat about it when you get backk..!? hav lots of funn :) .. loveeyaaa x x x x x x x
Mum
Hi Pie and Lauren
Pie, I have put some more pennies in your account so that you can consume lots of unusal intoxicating drinks! Don't worry about Dad, I have applied to the court to have him registered as clinically insane - not his fault I know but he can be a loose cannon sometimes - I put it down to the company he keeps (Megan, Rachel, Natalie and Carly!)
Congratulations to Nanny Joan who has conquered the art of the internet - a great achievement at the tender age of 26!
Lauren - you must stop visiting dodgy areas within the UK - what can we do with you???!!!!!
Miss you both - glad you are having an amazing time - keep safe and be happy xxxxxxxxxx
All my love - Mum
Dad
The previous message sent itself without me finishing it. Bonkers! Beautiful coral fringed islands. When I visited them I remember Pasir Panjang being wonderful ,closely followed by Teluk Aus (think Weymouth) Try the Florabay Restaurant (at Flora Bay) good food, good prices. Have a great time, stay safe (and keep off the unknown alcohol!) Love to the map reader. Daddy. x x
Dad
Bahaya-Jangan Dekats Chickens (it means Danger Keep Out in Malay, couldnt find hello!) Singapore sounds fantastic. You will love the Perhentian Islands.
Nan
hi lauren and louise - am struggling on my own to send this message - but have just got your latest report and picture from Singapore. so glad your there away from all the troubles. it sounds very exciting with more adventures to look forward to. well done to lauren on her map reading. I think I deserve brownie points for this - my first solo e.mail - hope you receive it o.k - look after one another - lots of love nan xx
Dee, Jon & Lily Grace
huyiklbv tgyiuiuyjhgj................thats a message from lily, she typed it all on her own to say she is missing her auntie lauren!!!!
Sounds like your having an amazing time! Cant wait too see some more pictures........i love following you on your travels through this blog thingy its great............must go lily is calling
Love youx
The Radleys
Hi Lauren and Louise
Just to let you know that we are also religiously following your exploits and wishing you well as you embark upon the next part of your journey. Can't say that we're not glad to know you have moved on from Delhi, given the recent news reports.
Thanks Lauren so much for my birthday greetings all the way from India (whoo never had birthday greetings from such distant lands before.) I was thrilled to get your message!
We all want to see photos just to prove you are not really in Skegness! Have a fantastic time in Singapore and keep safe
All our love
Karen, Del, Hannah and Sophie
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Megan
Hey to you both!!
Sounds like your having an amazing time whilst I am stuck in a crappy office! Ive had enough and wish I was out there with you! Hurry up and get some pics up!
