Hello world! It's 9:21am and im showered and dressed already. I'm sitting on a rocking chair and actually don't think it's very safe due to the fact I nearly went arse over tit and ended up with my legs in the air!! I'm about to wander downstairs and see what's available for breakfast. Probably fried locusts and sauté crickets but we'll see! I hope they've got tea, I could murder a cup right now. Once breakfast is out the way I need to book somewhere to stay for...

I have finally made it to my hostel in Bangkok! The flight from heathrow to Mumbai went really quick as I slept most of the way and they had to wake me up twice to feed me! Then I hopped on another plane to get to Bangkok! A long 5 hours but I managed to nod off a couple of times and again they had to wake me to feed me! Got off the plane in Bangkok and the airport was bigger than bloody heathrow! I eventually found my way out and got a taxi to my hostel. £5 fo...