For f***s sake Elizabeth, do you think that they really care about the lesbian you were sitting behind?? If you think you have it bad then put yourself in my position...your midget of a husband is sleeping upstairs in my TV lounge (Laura knows it well!!). The poor guy had one shandy and passed out!! We are all glad to hear that you now have a kitchen and all look forward to a microwave meal round at yours soon. Don't forget my Xmas present...love you lots.xx Girlies, I am glad to hear that you are having fun. Don't let those Aussie Convict b******s take advantage of you like they are our cricket team!! Lucy, my brother sends his love and has just stopped receiving councilling! Love you both. xx

hey slags
i am stupidly bored. i may chew off my foot just to entertain myself. today i am sat behind a lesbian chink. she is so cute but dresses like gi jane. i dont really have much to say except that the kitchen and lounge are nearly finished.........yeah!!! what an exciting life i do leed. i am hungry and cold and i just wanted to attempt to make you as miserable as i feel today although it is friday so weekend off. hurry home coz i am missing you too much. xxx

Hi Beauties, Oh that beautiful sunshine, you lucky things!!
Trust you two to find the Champagne Pools, bet you were well sozzled when you came out of there! Every picture tells a story eh?!!!!!!!

Hi Jan, have you finished your Christmas shopping yet, I haven't even written my cards yet!! .... Sorry girls, forgot where I was for a minute. Anyway, keep safe and happy and love the photos as usual. Love you both. X X

Oh wow girls it just looks ha-mazing!! I've just got in from coldness and I'm thawing out whilst looking at your beach piccies!
Warmth!!!! Will I ever feel it again!!??

Keep living the dream!!! Lovin the santa hat Luce!!! x x x

heya luce and laura, hope ur travelling is going good, ive just had a 4hr training sesh and im soo tired, might be going out tonight which should be good, we really miss you and chrstmas will not be the same. it will be better haha im just kidding. Schools getting intense atm loads of work and no play :( but i hope your both well and i love you x x x

We have put new fotos on but this internet cafe is stupidly expensive so we havetn put captions on them. Will do it tomorrow for sure. love and miss you all. us xxx

Hey Laura & Lucy,
Lucy, don't know if you remember me, but I visited Laura a couple years ago during New Years!! Just been looking at your journal entries and photos, can't believe all you've done. I'm sooo jealous! Laura I miss you loads & I'm counting down the days til you're in the US!! Take care, I look forward to checking up on your trip again. Lots of love, xxxxxxx

hi laura and luce. I liked the dvd who is the hunk on it, tall fit, and curly hair? lucky you. love emma

Hi to you two gorgeous suntanned girlies. Love the sound of your sailing trip, couldn't cope with all the miserable co-travellers though but sounds like you still had a good time. Laura - hope you didn't lose your designer glasses?? Luce - can't believe you found Laura eating a pie - she's not really a true Wiganer - would have been better to find her eating a pan of scouse with red cabbage and tomato sauce. Yumee!! Emma says to Laura you look like a CHAV in those big loopy earrings, how could you!! Really love the DVD that Kaz has sent me of you two, needed a hanky as expected. Going to copy it and give it to Nana at Christmas to surprise her. Will make sure she hasn't had a drink before though or she'll get too upset I think. Lots of love to you both xxxxxxxx

Hi Girls,

It was so lovely to see you both today on the web.cam. You both looked so well and lovely ....considering the ALCOHOL your getting through!!
Word of advise girls, .....don't leave your liver for re-search, cos they'l just bin it!!!!
What a fantastic time you are both having, and done so much, you both never seize to amaze me!!
Lots of love, Mume xxxxxx

I forgot s***terton, in Dorset - it's a hamlet with some holiday cottages. See their website at www dot s***terton dot com.

Sorry, ignore all this. It's just a test. I'm getting fed up of these mimsy, Daily-Mail-reader filters that replace most of the letters of what it believes is a swear word with asterisks. (You know the sort of thing: you write the word for faeces that rhymes with 'cap', and it changes it all to c-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk.)

So let's see which of the following, perfectly innocent and legitimate, placenames and words and personal names are allowed, and which ones get filled with asterisks:

Penistone, Scunthorpe, Lightwater, Cockermouth, mis***, f***wind (old name for an eagle - it is! it is! it's a perfectly legit word! look it up in a dictionary!), Ed Balls (treasury economic secretary), Arsenal, b****** (the architects who designed Blandford Forum in Dorset were William and Thomas b******. They were! That was their name! Look it up!)