Bucharest, Romania
In the middle of a conversation about the wonders of Romanian conveniences, a friend asked me "what's colder than the cold water in Romania?" I didn't know, so he told me: "the hot water."
I suppose this is how Romanians deal with the inconsistency of the running water here; make jokes and keep it light hearted.
The same could be done for the sketchy internet connections, the elevators that only sometimes work if you stomp hard enough on the...