Day 210 Bloody love Phnom Penh - which I am now going to refer to with a superscribed obelus thus PP. I have landed unassailably in my cousin's apartment in central PP which has become my Asian caravanserai for the next few days - and how eleemosynary and propitious he has been. We took the girls to a water park on day one, being cognisant of the fact, we would be subjecting them on day two to a family day out of genocide and torture at PP's national museum....

Day 210 Bloody love Phnom Penh - which I am now going to refer to with a superscribed obelus thus PP. I have landed unassailably in my cousin's apartment in central PP which has become my Asian caravanserai for the next few days - and how eleemosynary and propitious he has been. We took the girls to a water park on day one, being cognisant of the fact, we would be subjecting them on day two to a family day out of genocide and torture at PP's national museum....

Day 207 Well the 5 star luxury holiday is over, Gan Gan has sadly gone home and we are back to our miserly £20 a day budget. I have found there are not many infinity pools and walk in showers you can get for that price. Back to Mrs Chang's Economy Guest House and a shared bowl of watery coconut soup. Fern's day started with a disappointment when she discovered she hadn't won the recent Glasgow Herald's short story competition and therefore must be as medio...