Don't trash Garbage Oh...my .... God... I have just come home from one of the best nights in my entire life!! I have just come home from seeing Garbage live in concert in Sydney... I am truly blown away, hence my need to write about it right now.. Of course in true Norris fashion it wasn't an entirely smooth course. Yesterday my flat mate Elle, calls me and asks if I want to go and see Garbage play, I'm like "hell yeah". She says "it's free" and I'm...

What the A.F.L.? A sport known as Australian Football League, "Aussie Rules" or just A.F.L. This sport is something very unique indeed: something the aussies have made their own and now is the time where it reaches fever pitch - Finals Season. I will start off trying to explain the rules so hopefully you get a clearer idea of what the hell I'm writing about. Ok, take 16 team players a piece with 4 subs; add a large oval pitch; dash 2 referee...

How the western suburbs were won... Family is a funny ol' thing... especially extended family that you don't see very often. Most of my family is based in England, very close to where they were born and bred, but a section of my family escaped to Australia and has been there for a good many years. They make the odd trip back "home", but I have never really seen them since they left when I was about 8. Then I take the trip to the other side of the world an...

Do you know what I really hate? I mean, really hate? Spitting! It drives me UP the f***ing wall - excuse the language, but that one really BOILS my blood What is the point in it?? Ok, so you swallowed a fly, maybe choking on something so you spit to get it out of your mouth, but I'm guessing most people would try and be discrete by leaving the room, passing it into a tissue and so forth. But what of those who do not spit so purpo...

World famous adverts in New Zealand - since I arrived It seems that I have started writing and no longer seem how to stop, everything I have an opinion on, anything I see, anything that shocks me I want to share it here dear readers. So you may wonder with a look of total boredom on your face - "what the f*** is she going to bore us with next?" Well, that is easily answered, NZ TV. It would seem that NZ is trying to catch up with the larger western cu...