After months of waiting its finally time. We depart on the 5th March 2008. Naturally I'm a little nervous before leaving, and a 13 hour flight with Morgan is just going to drive me to drink! Some excellent travel tips have been handed to me which have now put my mind at ease:

1. Try and look like your having a fabulous time even if your having a s*** time.

2. One word when flying for 13hrs with a 3 year old.....PAINSTOP!

3. Drink lots to avoid dehydration (Cosmopolitans & Beer are a form of rehydration)

4. Don't get your hair braided, it's not cool, you will look like a cock!

5. Your knuckles will turn white when you accept a ride in Bangkok. So hold on close your eyes and hope to christ you make it.

6. Keep Morgan away from the Monkeys, she will probably kill them.

7. Don't stand downwind from an elephant taking a piss.....chances are you won't be dry for too long.

8. Don't sleep with ANY women in Bangkok no matter how convinced you are that they are female. Chances are your wrong.

9. Don't let Junetta get messy on the plane.

10. Do not eat any meat from Thai markets, it could be rat, cat, dog, snake or some other form of pet.

11. Try and look like your having a fabulous time even if your having a s*** time.

I sure hope we remember these tips. All that is left to do now is hop on the flight to Bangkok and see where the adventure takes us!