so we are in bali..... and its sunny and hot again YEY... we got a taxi to poppies lane in kuta and headed up to find a hotel. we got sum where with a pool and stuff and so dumped ourstuff n headed to the beach...... laura was dissapoined with it. id warned her bali wasnt nice beach wise it was more for surfing and partying...that y we got a pool.....we both had a nap cos we wear knackered from the earlie start..... was nap no2 of the trip for me and bout nap 200 for laura hahah......... we got ready and headed out for tea. told lasua as we wear leavin the hotel theres a nice mexican round here we all came to when we came for faye n johns weddin in 2009... next thing we walked passed it n decided on mexican. was deee lish! then we headed to a nearby bar tahst had a band on and had sum drinks........ it was ful of old men wi asian women. sum youndg n sum right hags so we spent the next few hours fasinated watin them all work.....one of um ordered food and started feedin it to the old man tahts was letchin all over her.... lol joked to lauar thats shed be doin tahts in a few years hahaha. we giggled a lot. it was so funny ......... and it decided to piss it doen so we stayed in the bar n drunk more.....

when we got back to the hotel there was a leak all over bathroom floor n black bits all in bath... we said oh well it ll be right we ll susvive cos they promished to move us to a btter room tomorrow. by the time mornig came we d both had awful night sleep due to dodgy black bugs randomly appearin from nowhere we headed to the bathroom to find little black worm things in the leak.... gross. so we went and compained n demanded diccount to stay but they wasnt havin it so we said right we r leavin n went u got sum where cheaper n bland new and very clean a few doors down... no pool tho...after movin hotel we went for breaky n saw a lovely pool thu the rest. but u had to be a guest to use. so we asked how much n its same price as the new place we moved to. and is also brand new. so we are movin there for outr last 3 days.......

today we went to the beach. was very hot ...we had sum random local wonam wearin loadsa clothes come n startt takin pics of us without evan sayin owt.... we was like wtf then this guy sellin summot came n ased if his mate could come and have a pic with us. n we was like y.... n hes like its your white skin.... lol so we r not very tanned yet grr..... its funny cos in asia they use whitening cream and want pale skin n we all want to be brown n use fake tan ect lol..........

we r headin out for earlie tea then chillin out b4 crackin opent the ltr bottlr of smornoff we bought from the airport with our left over ringits,,,,,,,,,, can u believe a small box of dime bars was more expensive than the voddy. wtf! lol then we are headin out to parteeeeeeeeeeeee

so after lotsa voddy we headed out to legian street 61 to the skygarden bar ... we d been given sum passes for free drinks n nibbles beteen 10 n 11 and bein poor backpackers we tought itd be rude not to check it out....after headin up what seemed like millions of sets of stairs we found the bar n started on the free cocktails. downiin them and goin for another workin our way thu the list.... we was plannin on movin on after the hour but then for anotherr hour the drinks wear discounted so we thought 1 more hour.... then we started headin downstairs to move on but got talkin to people ALL the time so never made it out n till home time......we was both very drunk and set off walkin back to the hotel.... which is very nice btw and tryin to not get killed by the crazy motorbikes thats are manac ev re wherre..... we thought it was bad in phi phi tryin to avoud the bycicals but i forgot what kuta was like......

laura was sick again n today the weather was poo so we set off walkin to dicovery shoppin mall n had to have have some stodge so had a burger king. its funny cos since we been away we get full so quickly... savin room for the booze lol/..... after a wonder round the mall our day of shoppin was cut short cos lauras a lightweight n couldnt hack shoppin bein so hungover.... ive decided i like laura more when shes hungover cos she walks at a normal pace like a normal person instead of us bein in training speedwalkin for the next oliypics hahah......

tomorrow we are movin hotels again to the one with the pool.... hehe lets hope the weathers better than it was today.... not happy wi the rate the tans comin along but in thailand when we had time to chill in the sun the weather was poo......... and then in other places where we was in a city or busy site seein n bein cutured or gettin drunk at the river it was scorcin........

hope yr all ok n not missin us too much.... thanks for all the msgs........NOT !

UPDATE

last night we headed to poppies ll for dinner n drinks and laura got her 1st taste of ARAK! the local rice wine stuff.... not good for her hangover lol.... while we wear havin dinner it lasted it down again.......we deciaded to take the short cut ali back to poppies 1 ...., BIG MISTAKE... BIG...HUGE LOL.... was like flooded so we had to walk thu the ankle deep puddles.... asia drainage when it rains is shockin. phi phi was the same.....puddles ev re where..... so we just manned up n walked thu the floods cos we was already halfway there..... after one last night in out lovely room with the comfyiest beds we got up n packed to move to the hotel with the pool n yes its friggin pissin doen again.... grr.... how annoyin..... ! the rooms not as nice but the pools lovly n after the mornin rain this afts been scorchin.... the rain yeat n today has made us wana go to perth to visic faye n john n see jo while shes there. so lookin in to changing things around a bit and seei if we can afford to do it. i hope so cos we both really wana go now lol.... who knows .... will have to investigate n keep all yr fingers crossed we can manage do it ...

gotta go shower now. headin for a bbq then to hard rock for a band tonight.......

chow for now...x

UPDATE so we headed for bbq down by the beach n to hard rock. was bout 7 quid a drink again grr.... we only had one each n made it last us 2 hrs. we didnt stay too late cosa it got dead n we didnt wana pay the prices so we left n went back to whats we call the thai bride bar. theers always like music n its very funny people watchin there n cheap n nice drinks...lol had a couplem of lazy days by the pool and headed to the free cocktail bar again last night but we d eaten big fat mexican n wanted to explode so didnt stay out too late or drink too much. also we had a trip booked for today n didnt want to be rough after no mail back from sta travel i got mum to call um n its not poss to re route flight witout it costin a lot so ulness we can find sum cheap freturn flight to perth our perth dream is over! we got up for our trip n typiclly its pissin doen. i went to c about cancelling but it cleared up so we went we went to nusa dua area. drove past to conrad where faye n jackass married n headed to this watersports bit where we got given snokle eqipment n got on a glass bottom boat. we went out n went snokling then to the turtle island which is a turtle sanctuary.... we got to hold turtles n a snake again. was good fun. the guys thats wrked theren wear bein right naughty n rude and askin for my phone number eak! lol was funy tho. then we went to this temple on teh cliff n saw lotsa monekys again.... just had piza hut umm n gonna head back n pack n drink sum voddy n head out to party......... we flyin to singapore ton so just been on he hunt for accomadation ect.......

had a few voddys n headed out. we went to paddys bar n made mos of the 241 cocktails n drinks n hhots for aa few hrs then realised it was a foam party.... lol drunked laura jupms straight in there...... it was like in a pool sowas paccticly knee deep in water.......i was responsable n kept our bags dry cos we had 2 puses wi bank cards 2 cameras n a hone... eak..... not good to get wet cos ev re one was gettin pushed over....... x