I sat with the bus timetable for quite a long time, debating what time to go up the mountain.I eventually settled on the 22.22 and went down to the main square to wait for it. Despite everthing I'd been told, the bus driver does not sell cable car tickets. We had a quick five minute hop over the bridge, then a quick trip around the houses on the other side and the driver stopped at the cable car and I jumped off.The first problem was figuring out how to get in. I...

Today, once again, started with a lovely breakfast of bread rolls and apple juice and this time I made more of an effort to notice what else was on offer. Slices of watermelon, huge chunks of pate, pouring yoghurt in all flavours, rings of pepper, cucumber, tomatoes, muesli as well as the stuff I managed to notice yesterday.I was at the jetty by ten, ready to get on the boat. The sky had cleared and it was warm and sunny. I had a nice trip out on a ferry to Munkh...

I am cross because I just spent the best part of an hour writing this and it decided to sign me out. I am not rewriting it properly. You don't get any of the detail that was in the original.I kicked the low ceiling at least four times last night, as expected. It hurt.I had a nice breakfast of bread rolls, as much apple juice as I could drink and a little chocolate cake while I read a Norwegian newspaper called the Aftposten. I couldn't read much but I could at le...

The coach trip up to Gatwick was uneventful, apart from the man in the seat behind me who grunted and sighed every ten seconds for the entire four hours. Check-in was uneventful. I had breakfast in Giraffe - toast and orange juice - and then went through the brand new shiny gate to security - there are lots of machines and you scan your own boarding card just like on the Underground - obviously, there were many people who had major trouble doing this. Security...