Just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas Ju! Hope you have a good one. 2 Christmas's in the sun....you're SO lucky! Enjoy honey. Liz xxx

Joe, please can you email me cos whenever i email you it comes up address invalid? Thanks x

Hi Ju

God I should have warned you about Canberra. I was reminiscing about it with Emily Davies the other day. Its a mausoleum, an anaemic tupperware box of a place. We were so aghast and freaked out by it I drove the van out and parked in a narrow layby so we could get that six asleep in a van on the handbrake on the side of a steep hill vibe - just for some excitement.

The Island sounds good, what's it called again? 'Celebrity Bug Island'? Ho and indeed ho.

Off to do some work before a boss catches me peering at your dayglo charms.

Love

well, lizard island sounds like dr moreaus place, little news here, i thiunk im engaged to a russian girl who lives near vladiovstock, im on the weakest link next year to try and pay gsambling debts, 50000 and rising, buy or steal the magic numbers album, its the most amazing music, screenplay going well, ive a title, any ideas for a story? harrogate has been awarded the 2016 commonwealth games, austrlaia uriguay today, come on you montevideos x

Hi Ju! Sorry it's been ages since I've been in touch. the only excuse I have, is that I haven't stopped. My trip home was fantastic! I met some brilliant people on my trip in America and just had a blast! I've been home several months now and haven't stopped! I'm currently doing a temp job which is dull, but pays me a little bit. I'm currently looking for jobs down south and have a few interviews in the next coming weeks.

Everything with me and Steve is goign well, even though I only get to see him every couple of weeks. Weekends never seem to last long enough! However, I'll be nearer to him sooner and should get to see much more of him ;)

It sounds like you are having a fantastic time still which is brilliant! What's even better, is your doing it Julee style rather than following the general backpacker routes and I totally admire you! I'm so impressed! I hope you have a fab time and totally enjoy it and maybe when you enventually return to our shores, we can catch up for a drink or 2!!!!

Have fun honey, stay in touch
Liz xxx

Morning AdrianDLT. Sorry for the lateness of this message, I was too busy reliving conversations about firemen's hoses. I'm sure you make half of these place names up. We'll know when you end up at JuleeBulee via BishBashBosh.

Keep smiling hun. I miss you more than an apricot. Mwah xxx

Hola Julee. I've e-mailed you over 24 hours ago and not received a reply!!! Everyone's asking 'where is she?'We all hope you are fit and well. Hope to hear from you soon. Lots and Lots of extra special love.
David

Hi Juleeeee,
Wow, this time last year we were in Hong Kong - somehow seems longer than that somehow! I'm gonna be here in Melbourne til just before Christmas (heading back to Sydney for Chrimbo & NY) - been working for a week now & it's all good! Hoping to see some things while I'm here so I can give you my top places when you get here! Hope you're still enjoying Sydney!
Bye for now Honey!

Right, you want to know how I am, okayyy...

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for b*****y. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

I love the Mear Cats and the Platpi or is it Platerpusses? (clueless) any way they are now my favorite animals. I hope you love sydney as much as I did, have you climbed the bridge yet?? it terrified me. I still intend to live there one day, doesn't bondi rock, and circular key and the rocks. Love Bronti, have you been yet? Look out for the spiders in the bear cave at Taronga. Have extra fun for me, grab me a scoona of VB, MMMMMmmmmmmmmm. Cheers.

haha u thought ud gotten rid of me... how r u aunt ju?? photos look wicked. i keep looking at mine wishing i was still out there! i start uni soon, in october. well excited, but nervous! at least i know how to cook a few things now haha. hopefully my pics will be a good convo starter... like our mad parasailing ones!
love ur emails aswell, so dont stop sending them. take care n let me know how u doing, lots of love x x x x

Hi Ju,

James and I were talking about you the other day. While it's all good that you're having fun out there, we want to know when to buy the party balloons and start spiking the punch for your return. Another year? Doh...

...is that kangaroo just bored or planning a murder?