Lies our coach driver/guide has told us so far on the Kiwi Experience:- That a strange llama like creature we went past was a new cross between a sheep and a giraffe, called a "shiraffe"- That the cows in New Zealand were genetically modified so that they went white when they were ready to be milked (the ones we were passing at the time were getting there but not quite ready)- That the waterfall everyone was about to jump off had a natural thermal pool ...

Things I have learned so far on my travels:- That nonchalently taking spices through customs at Sydney airport is a bad idea.- That sanitiser gel (the type you get in hospitals) is the best invention ever.- That I can sleep pretty much anywhere, and in any position.- That you can never see too many zebras.- That I should have changed my passport picture before I left home (greeting every customs official with "yes, unfortunately that is me" is never a g...