Yep, just as I thought your having a s*** time and your painting false smiles on pretending that your happy. I rode an elephant once and I really dont see the point now we have cars that go much faster with proper seats. I'm worried about the amount of 'sun' that must be affecting your lovely young skin and will surely prematurely age you 20 years by the end of your trip. Ali, no one makes me tea anymore since your departure and it feels wrong. Your space remains empty and I refuse to let anyone sit there until your back with the kettle on. Anyway, it's touching 30 degrees here and Ive been on the beach all day. Ive just seen the weather forcast for Australia and apparently its going to rain for the next 400 years. Bet you feel silly now eh? Oh, and since you left Eastenders has been unmissable and fantastic, so put that in your pipe and smoke it. All in all, its just another boring day in paradise. So there x

Dear Jo and Al
Am appauled with your behaviour - you are the British show case in the far east. You're not suposed to have so much fun. Please don't let the side down. Surely you realise that you can have just as much fun drinking tea?

Tezza

Hey girlies, glad to see from your messages your still enjoying yourselves! Maybe a little too much going by Jo's spelling!!! The rest of the world wont know what's hit them when this pair arrive sucking the bars dry! :) Glad you've made some mates along the way, you seem to have the best tans out of the group so bet your chuffed to bits about that! Still miss you loads and can't wait to see you. lots a love x x x x

hey guys, hope your all ok, sorry bout those messages from me and al, we were very drunk and it seemed funny at the time! now its embarrassing!!! oh well, anyway just to let you no we're putting the photos of malaysia and singapore on soon, tried doing it today but didnt seem to work. at the airport now, waiting for our flight to australia. speak soon. love joey.xxxx

i would like to inform you that we have both had a few dinks and that was jo but of course we love you all byeeeeeeeeeee xxxxxxxx

its 5am. i love ypu.xxxxxx

im back! hello, spaek to yopu soon, me and al are leaving for austrailaiua tommorrow, been out tonight, will put a lovely email for you tommorrow! bye bye.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

HI AL

JUST THOUGHT WE'D SAY HELLO AND CALL YOU A b**** FOR FOR BEING IN THE SUN WHEN WE'RE STUCK IN THESE FREEZING COLD CONDITIONS WE CALL ENGLAND. LOOKS LIKE YOUR HAVING GREAT FUN FROM THE PICS. WE'RE AT WORK AT THE MO IN CRAPPY MOTORCARE. MISSING YOU LOADS. LOVE JODE AND NATALIE XXX

sarah its when you walk out infront of cars when trying to cross the road! its hard not to do as there are 4 lanes of traffic coming from every direction! its a challenge.... its 35 degrees here! not a lot of sun so its pretty muggy! hope your enjoying the cold my lovely! it must be tough! x x x x x x x xx

al, what is jay walking, i have no idea! Just to let you know its freezing here! so please take a moment and take some sun in for us all here stuck at home!
have fun
sjxxx